Fox News keeps on talking about them...that's GOT to be the reason!

that and the salt

Definitely salt.

I'm gonna go out for lunch today. If there's too much salt on my chips I may just have to stab someone.

Salt is the villain. I will apply it to all crisis going forward.

that and climate change.... 😟

Don't you know, salt caused climate change.

🤔 salt has been around for a long time....

Neither.

It was a mentally sick individual who perpetrated a heinous killing spree amongst unarmed troops in a gun free zone thanks to idiots who make regulations to pacify politically correct idealogues.

Which is the same thing the last guy did, but he blamed it on his love for allah, so that there's tear-izm. Or something like that.

That it happened twice in the same place is beyond shameful.

Pass the salt.