which brings to mind the old question ...

"Do you smoke after sex?"

(answer): "Yes, if I'm doing it right"

smoke after sex? Hell, I damn near bursted into flames

Wow, did this one end up in and out of the gutter more than Bill's cigar went into Monica's mouth!???!!! I am going to stay above the fray and not say another word on the subject at hand...so to speak! Charlie

I'm beginning to believe that we're all just a little misunderstood by the rest of society ....

Don't blame me for any thread jacking...El mentioned Monica FIRST! I did want to say what X said, but stuck to my other cigar related choices so as not to blow your minds with any innuendos....



And JIMMY, you betta watch yo mouth sucka! LOL! Never, and I repeat NEVER assume anything! Well, ok, maybe the EVIL part is correct...

E-Chick! - you'll have Slim to thank for that one ... he told me to type really slow .... because he knew you couldn't read all that fast .....

tailgater

because that is the definition of homophobia. an aversion (not fear) of homosexuals.

aberdeen

first, you can always ignore me

i have posted pictures of me and i know i qualify more as ugly then beautiful.if you are put off by my kissing my wife while standing in line at a store, than you may f**k off. you have too many problems with too many groups of people.

Mr Mean, and then you'd drop your keys and have to kick them 3 blocks before you could bend over and pick them up? Barry

my my Rik is sensitive. I didn't say I don't want to see people kissing in public did I? I said sexual displays in public, didn't I? So if you not only kissed your wife at the grocery store, but started the teenage type dry humping, then that would bother me, and besides you would probaly smash the mangos sitting on the checkout belt, ever eat smashed mangos Rik? I don't have any problems with any group of people Rik, I only have problems if they try to force their beliefs onto me. I have every bit of problem with arrogant political gays as I do the anti-tobacco nannies who want to impose their morals on the rest of us, starting with higher tobacco taxes, and ending with their ultimate goal of banning tobacco use. Thank god I am not some corporate puppet and have to go through the sensitivity or indoctrination classes. Sometimes the way you write Rik I suspect you may teach these classes. I haven't seen your pictures Rik, but c'mon, you aren't ugly, it's all in the mind, the mind can be controlled. Oh yes, check ebay for auctions on puberty was fornification knobs, look for ones extra greasy and oval shaped, these are the rare South American type, and don't include the oil light's mother.

Uhh Sorry Aberdeen, I have seen the pics and he IS ugly.

j/k Rick LOL

aberdeen

do we actually agree on something?

if "they try to force their beliefs onto me" i don't think homosexuality is a belief. if it is a belief it can be altered, but mostly it is an anomaly. a genetic mix up in the x and y chromosomes that determine what hormones the body will produce, regardless of the physical make up of the body. a manufacturers mistake. blame god.

i have been approached several times in my life. once when i was 14 and hitchhiking. at that age you say anything and get out of the car, take down the license and have the man arrested. when the police picked him up and i identified him, they left him alone with my father who administered street justice that the man deserved because he picked on a kid.

when i was a fuller brush man, i was asked on occassion by men, if i wanted sex. i was an adult, said no thank you, and sold the men a lot of things and got paid on the spot. some became good customers and would tell me their troubles but never approach me again.

"the anti-tobacco nannies" are a pain in the ass and do interfere with our lives. in NY a pack of cigarettes is now $7.00. as long as there is an internet we can ignore them. I rarely eat in a restaurant now unless they have an outside smoking area for cigars. i stopped taking cruises because of the restrictions. toby and i go to vegas, sin city, where you can smoke and drink and eat almost anyplace without a lot of don'ts.

i don't teach anyone anything, i just try to explain things from my perspective.

i am sort of ugly, check the picture boards, but i don't give a sh*t or is that s*it.

the burning ****, if that's what they are, hold no interest for me, but you should do your whatevers.

i hope we are comunicating now.

i believe the old addage "if it feels good, do it" applies here be it tobacco, sex, or whatever. nuff said...

Rick, I believe your definition of homophobe is somewhat limited. A phobia is a fear. To call someone a homophobe would imply that they are somehow threatened by homosexual behavior. Yet my aversion to the condition is based mostly on disbelief. I mean, look at all the beautiful women out there. heck, if I were born a dame, I'd be a lezbo for sure!

Rick, one other thing. You have once again contradicted yourself. You claim to be ugly, yet you've been hit on by every deviant from San Fran to Provincetown...

TAILGATOR

it's the definition, not mine, webster's

phobia = A persistent, abnormal, or irrational fear of a specific thing or situation that compels one to avoid the feared stimulus.

phobe = nothing.

homophobe = "aversion" to gay or homosexual people or their lifestyle or culture.

. Yet my aversion to the condition is based mostly on disbelief. disbelief of what?

"you've been hit on by every deviant from San Fran to Provincetown"...i have never been to provencetown.

perhaps they don't have good taste. what do you think after looking at my photos?

Have you homos and phobes pondered the psychosexual implications of sticking a 7 inch 54 ring gauge oscuro in your mouth? Its enuff to drive a man back to Copenhagen. (The can, not the city.)

E-CHICK
How can we miss you if you won't go away?

LLT, exactly how far have you been sticking those cigars in your mouth? I find that pressing against the lips works with a small amount of insertion works just fine. Now a grape popsickle, thats a different story.
Sorry Barry, I saw the pic. You is ugly!
Is this thread an example of the stimulating conversations from the past that a few of you charish and want to re-live?

Rick, Disbelief that a guy can actually prefer men to women. This isn't the same as not liking my homemade chili. Even though i don't understand that either, at least I can deal with it. For your information, Provincetown is the last town at the tip of Cape Cod. It is well known to be a haven for Queer folks. No, not "gay" or "homosexual". I mean "Queer". They come from miles around to flaunt their unique sexuality. It is a beautiful town, and has a lot of great restaruants. But a wet cigar would be the least of your problems if you have a weak stomach. We're talking FREAKS!