look at this hat!!! You buy a hat like this you should get a free bowl of soup....oh it looks good on you though.

and later...hey whitey..where's your hat

or (and I sing this all the time to my wife)

"I was born to love you

I was born to lick your face

I was born to rub you

but you were born to rub me first"

"Where are the new boys?...there you are"

"Get me a grape or an orange but none of that stinkin' rootbeer"

"I told him his wife was a ****...

"no..."

"yah..."

"F**k"

. . . psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are . . .

I never drink...

Wine

Dracula 1931

"I'm your huckelberry"

"You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed"

Both tombstone.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

"The only thing neccessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing."

"Hooyah"

"The only easy day was yesterday"

"look at this hat!!! You buy a hat like this you should get a free bowl of soup....oh it looks good on you though.

and later...hey whitey..where's your hat "

caddyshack

"I never drink... wine. And I never smoke... sh*t."

Remember that one?