Yeah but that's MASHED potatoes not Au grauten.

But I wouldn't be surprised if Victor stuck his **** in those too 😟

potato... potah-toe... let's stick our dicks in both.

Potato sword fight? I'm in.

Hang on... I know where this goes... fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...well.. I'll never do a mashed potato sword fight with you again.

Yep… I'm a processed food hater! Don't believe in my dinner being served from a box or can. Fresh & Organic all the way!

This is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 4... Cheese.. potatoes.
Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Think about it. You walk into a store, you see 3 Cheese potatoes sittin' there, there's 4 Cheese potatoes right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
I would go for the 4.
Bingo, man, bingo. 4 Cheese potatoes. And we guarantee just as good as the 3 Cheese potatoes.
You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 5 Cheese potatoes. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
No! No, no, not 5! I said 4. Nobody's comin' up with 5. Who eats 5 Cheese potatoes? You won't even taste the difference, not even a mouse.
That - good point.
4's the key number here. Think about it. 4-Elevens. 4 dwarves. 4, man, that's the number. 4 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Why?
'Cause you're F-N fired!

Great homemade taste.

Marketing genius!

... I'm going to stick my d*** in the mashed potatoes.

what ?

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