I havent managed to get my hands on one yet.

namadio wrote:

Here is a simple but very effective poker.
Take a big paper clip, the ones that are almost 2 inches long.
Straighten the clip as best you can
Get a smooth head hammer and a smooth steel surface, and beat/smash about one inch of the clip flat.
It will get real sharp and flat.
On the other end, take about a half inch and bend it at 90 degrees....it is the handle.
The best poker you will eve use.

KingoftheCove wrote:

Did you get in on this auction. 10 for $22

http://www.cigarbid.com/Auction/Lot/1911011/5-Vegas-Triple-A-10-Cigars/ 

99cobra2881 wrote:

its funny, my first thought when I read the subject line, was "no chit, buy better cigars. . . "

illinichaser wrote:

If I gotta poke a cigar to get it to smoke, its gonna be yard mulch. . . Nothing more frustrating than a cigar that won't burn.

illinichaser wrote:

Had a 5 vegas anomoly corona today and a classic corona yesterday. Classic had **** tight draw halfway thru anomoly **** draw whole time. Other stuff smoked outta that humi is fine. Indicative of construction issue or somefhing else? Just a cheap cigar? Anyone use a draw poker? Coworker suggested i get one.

Even burn on both. Liked flavor on classic.

namadio wrote:

I would surmise that everyone goes through this phase, wanting to believe the ad descriptions, wanting to fill their cheap, **** Chinese humidors up, believing they're now going to "age" all their cheap "miami" and "cuban-seed" cigars into Davidoffs in a years time.

The people with half a brain realize in very short order that 2nds, overruns, and just plain cheap bundle cigars aren't worth the cocksweat off a hogs nuts and decide to leave them alone.

I won't touch anything NC under 2 years old and won't touch anything cuban under 5 years old with anything I get by the box. When I was starting out I quit buying cheap cigars after probably about 5 bundles as they pissed me off more than anything. I just wouldn't smoke if I couldn't afford anything beyond the box or boxes I was buying slated for long term, otherwise if I did have extra money beyond my box purchases, I would buy singles or 5 paks of good/great **** as I don't think quarter and half full boxes age nearly as well as full ones do and didn't want to pull even one from one of the boxes.

I suggest you do the same instead of wasting your money because that's what your doing buying 5 vegas ****!

SaintAccardo wrote:

life's too short to smoke cheap cigars. . .


One thing you will find in most bargain brands, is that they are consistently inconsistent. My opinion, its not worth the frustration of dealing with a cigar that won't burn.

Smoke higher cigars, less often if you must, but the hobby is much more enjoyable when you stick to quality.

Like what you smoke and smoke what you like.

illinichaser wrote:

Never had a 5Vegas triple A have you? It's an AJ Fernandez stick and it's not half bad.

Sorry for owning a $hit Chinese humidor. I shoulda dropped a couple grand on a wooden box so I could keep my cigars at a consistent temperature and 65 rh.

For so few posts you sure come across as an a$$hole. It's one thing to post an unsolicited response but it's completely another to be a snobbish ****** at the same time.

99cobra2881 wrote:

You're right, I am an ****! And honestly I can't stand 99% of the personalities that I read about on these boards. Behind the screen and keyboard either sits some ugly, dorked out Internet gamer **** who has no life except his job, spends all his money on these stupid cigarbid auctions on cheap dog rockets only to "age" them in some cheap **** cooler or chinese humidor and then brag about it to every other cheap loser on these boards. OR You're some immature 40+ idiot who has no life, buys cheap NC dog rockets and inferior online cubans from grey market dealers, brags about to anyone who will read their worthless posts, watch their stupid, mindless videos on YouTube and think that they're the only guy in the world that has cigars 5 years or older. Do me a favor and go **** yourself up your ass with a splintered broom handle ya **** tool!

SaintAccardo wrote:

ITBL

In Before The Lock

TIGER

TIGERCDW wrote:

You're right, I am an ****! And honestly I can't stand 99% of the personalities that I read about on these boards. Behind the screen and keyboard either sits some ugly, dorked out Internet gamer **** who has no life except his job, spends all his money on these stupid cigarbid auctions on cheap dog rockets only to "age" them in some cheap **** cooler or chinese humidor and then brag about it to every other cheap loser on these boards. OR You're some immature 40+ idiot who has no life, buys cheap NC dog rockets and inferior online cubans from grey market dealers, brags about to anyone who will read their worthless posts, watch their stupid, mindless videos on YouTube and think that they're the only guy in the world that has cigars 5 years or older. Do me a favor and go **** yourself up your ass with a splintered broom handle ya **** tool!

SaintAccardo wrote:

You're right, I am an ****! And honestly I can't stand 99% of the personalities that I read about on these boards. Behind the screen and keyboard either sits some ugly, dorked out Internet gamer **** who has no life except his job, spends all his money on these stupid cigarbid auctions on cheap dog rockets only to "age" them in some cheap **** cooler or chinese humidor and then brag about it to every other cheap loser on these boards. OR You're some immature 40+ idiot who has no life, buys cheap NC dog rockets and inferior online cubans from grey market dealers, brags about to anyone who will read their worthless posts, watch their stupid, mindless videos on YouTube and think that they're the only guy in the world that has cigars 5 years or older. Do me a favor and go **** yourself up your ass with a splintered broom handle ya **** tool!

SaintAccardo wrote: