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https://screen.yahoo.com/ask-president-carter-000000735.html [sarcasm]

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..
Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you very much for calling, sir..
President Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?
Peter (on phone): Yeah..?
President Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?
Peter (on phone): They were these little orange pills.
President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?
Peter (on phone): Uh.. yes.
President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.
Peter (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.
President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter?
Peter (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.
President Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..
Peter (on phone): Okay..
President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?
Peter (on phone): Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?
President Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?

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propeller
Connoisseur

11 years ago

#83

I've got a bunch. Salt & butter too?

I've been flamed twice now for insulting comments about Acids??? Really. Trying to have a serious discussion about a potpourri infused Swisher product is insulting!

Smoke a real cigar, you drop the acid, drop out, and get back to us after the crash is over. This could be the new 500 LMFAO!!!

Now where did I put those sugar cubes??? Laced sugar cubes with the traditional Absinthe is wild! 🍺

cacman wrote:

LOL!

you sound like JD didn't want to sign an autograph for you or something sometime and you're all butt hurt.............

Larrydvy
Enthusiast Topic Starter

11 years ago

#84

To those of you who have neen so helpful in cuuting down acids! Why dont you send me what you smoke. Just one cigar from each of you! And I will smoke them then give my honedt opinion on them. As to whether I like them or not. Pm me if you want my address.
All I wanted eas honest opinions. So send me what you smoke

Larrydvy
Enthusiast Topic Starter

11 years ago

#85

Especially you propeller!

DD1700
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#86

Wow this guy is noopier then me!!! And that's pretty damn noopy!!!

BlueDude
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#87

Acid Toast as a dessert cigar. Wifey likes the Blondies.

BlueDude
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#88

To those of you who have been so helpful in cutting down acids! Why don't you send me what you smoke. Just one cigar from each of you! And I will smoke them then give my honest opinion on them. As to whether I like them or not. Pm me if you want my address.
All I wanted was honest opinions. So send me what you smoke

Larrydvy wrote:

thinly disguised mooch thread?

DD1700
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#89

This azzhat is a fake!!!

Larrydvy
Enthusiast Topic Starter

11 years ago

#90

No its not a mooch thread. I just want honesty

So what terd do you smoke Blue Dude? Probably why you are blue you got one stuck up you butt! That pobsbly gives you the best flavor right lol

cacman
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#91

LOL!

you sound like JD didn't want to sign an autograph for you or something sometime and you're all butt hurt.............

propeller wrote:

Not butt-hurt at all, and I've never asked JD to autograph anything. I just think it's funny to push the DE fanboys buttons and watch them go into a full Lancaster over a cigar… any DE cigar! It's like watching something from the Looney Tunes. But I guess that comes from smoking Acids for over 25yrs. LOL
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Larry - If you want to try a few real cigars, sending multiple PMs to people telling them to go f*ck themselves is no way to go about it.. As you're the new guy, I can tell you that's no way to make friends around here. Grow some thicker skin as this is only the beginning of your education. Get used to the sarcasm & cynicism… it's what we do here. It will get worse before it gets better due to the precedent you've set.

Good luck with 25yrs of Acid and infused cigars. Timothy Leary would be proud… I guess. Join CATS if you're a DE fanboy. That's where you can watch the DE looney tunes everyday, and not just on Saturday mornings.

Sign-up for a Vet/Noob trade instead of asking people to send you free cigars! 🤦
Some people you just have to lead by the hand.

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cacman
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#92

https://screen.yahoo.com/ask-president-carter-000000735.html [sarcasm]

Buckwheat wrote:

Jimmy Carter went to Woodstock???

Larrydvy
Enthusiast Topic Starter

11 years ago

#93

Like I said just wanted honest opinions not some crazy ass crap like you post! U probably look like bill murrey to ! A few bricks short of a full load! One fry short of a happy meal! The list goes on with fools like you!
Acids must not ne to bad, because they sure sell good

cacman
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#94

Larrydvy wrote:

I may be a fool (and proud of it), but at least I was never fool enough to smoke Acids. Even when I was off my medication.

Can offer you a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. And it still smells & tastes better than those damn Acids.

You asked for honest opinions, you got them, good and bad. But mostly bad.

illinichaser
Herf-A-Holic

11 years ago

#95

Larrydvy wrote:

PM me your addy, and I'll send you more than 1. I promise what I send won't taste like sugar though. If you smoke those and still want acids, then be my guest and smoke what you like, just don't expect any thing good from these folks on Acids, as most of us wont touch them.