And now for a little something funny:
Shortly after takeoff, the pilot makes an announcement over the PA. "Good morning, folks. Uhhhhh, looks like clear skies uhhhh all the way to Houston, and if we are lucky we'll uhhhhhhh pick up a little tail wind and cut a uhhhhhh few minutes off of our flight time. Uhhhhh, so sit back, relax and enjoy your flight!"
He releases the button on the mike but doesn't realize it is stuck and that he is still broadcasting over the PA. He turns to his co-pilot and says "Take the controls for a little bit, Mike. I'm gonna go take dump, grab a cup of coffee, and then see if I can get that new flight attendant to join the mile-high club!"
Everyone on the plane hears this, and the shocked flight attendant hurries forward down the aisle to inform the captain.
As she does so, a little old lay grabs her by the arm and stops her. "Take your time, sweetie! He's gonna take a dump and have coffee first!"