Vic just channeled Magwitch with that one. Just missing the closure "so I smoked a Tatuaje and overall was a good night"
danmdevries wrote:
but I didn't get to smoke a tatuaje... and it was morning....
I do think it may be interesting to take some time one evening and smoke a cigar on the sidewalk... see what sort of human detritus wanders by over the course of 45min. But if I'm gonna smoke I'd much rather go to my local scotch & cigar bar.
But I am honest in saying I've never seen a more disturbing looking butthole. I mean, the vag wasn't going to win any awards, but that grey, hairless, somehow droopy appearing, butthole is going to haunt my memories for a long time.
victor809 wrote:
:-k
Something is not right here.
You are providing waaaay too much detail, which can only mean:
A) you were staring too hard and too long
B) you moved in for a closer look
C) you snapped a pic with your iphone
D) All of the above
I pick D..........
B- Meh, I was walking that direction :)
C - If I had snapped a pic I would try posting it. I really really wish I'd snapped a pic
....
Did it look like the mouth of a lamprey?
more droopy. Like an old rubber band. Just hanging there, kind of open just because she was bent forward. I could probably identify it in a police line up that memory is so badly burned into my brain.
Fuuuudge.
Did it excite you?
So of all the terrible buttholes you've seen this one was the worst
Maybe you need to start hanging out with a different crowd
You've provided a disturbing visual. Can almost see the wiggly wink.
He can come to the Tenderloin and boot some homeless if he needs to get his fix. Some of them are furred.
Was walking the dog last night and there was a bat-sh#t crazy one pushing an empty cart down the street while mumbling to himself. On the way home he was standing a few feet from our door, his pants down around the back of his thighs rubbing his bare azz with his hands (still mumbling to himself)...
Stay away from suburbia Vic. That hood is for you!
