So of all the terrible buttholes you've seen this one was the worst

Maybe you need to start hanging out with a different crowd

gummy jones wrote:

Did it excite you?

banderl wrote:

I dunno. I like to think that all the terrible buttholes I've been "eye to eye" with is a perk of the crowd I used to hang out with.

victor809 wrote:

True, true.....

But let's not short cut Drafter as the local sage.

Brewha wrote:

So of all the terrible buttholes you've seen this one was the worst

Maybe you need to start hanging out with a different crowd

gummy jones wrote:

did you not read my posts? grey... hairless... droopy... distended... like a rubber band...??

Of course it did.

victor809 wrote:

Let the puppy dogs out, they were happy. The cat's just walking around the house screaming. He gets mad anytime someone leaves and isn't happy when you get home, still pissed off. Dogs are much better pets.

Even the goldfish were happy to see me. ...or get food, either way.

The chickens were already on their roosts, couldn't care less what's going on.

My tap handles were willing to dispense the nectar of the gods into my glass.

House is awfully quiet when nobody else is here.

danmdevries wrote:

Give him a couple minutes to squat over a mirror before he gets back to us....

victor809 wrote:

It's like two slugs mating.

zerohourhero wrote: