Id say you could have 1 cigar every 15 years and still have her! If you think about it that's a Fiver. A really good 5ver at that!

To answer the question way up there.....no I was not a smoker when we got together.

Neither was mine, an RN at that, and after 5-6years of marriage, but I still kept my sack, so I do what I desire provided it does not involve adultery, I'm all good🌫


Grow a set

I don't know why no one else has asked the important question...
Just how kinky is she?
I mean... a light slap and tickle girl, let's not get too crazy about changing habits. You can find another.

But if we're talking choke collar/ bridle & harness/pizz in my mouth/pizz in my friend's mouth / hardcore pornstar kind of girl.... Well you may have trouble finding another.

If she's gone full German hardcore pornstar you've gone too far around the other side.

So what you are saying is, she's either currently banging someone else, or banging half the football team...

Point remains though, she's definitely banging someone else.

Kinda reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He was from Missouri. Met a girl from down here on the Internet. According to him there sex life was fantastic before they got married. Then.....

Met her one time. Cindy and I were in a Barnes & Noble before going to a movie. By chance we ran into them. My POS detector started pinging within about 5 seconds. We weren't sure and she suggested us go see a movie we hadn't heard it of. The whole movie was about a girl running away from people trying to harm her. Imagine that.

Anyway they had a real f'd up marriage. Finally one day she told him that an old friend was coming in town that was going to stay with them for 2 weeks. It turns out the friend was her who she was dating him when they met who ended up staying for 8 months. Neither one of them worked. So while he was working to pay the bills they were at home playing hide the salami.

Unless she has a solid gold Persian pussycat I'd be looking for the door.

Looks like "we" have successfully run off another member- original posts are gone.

A cigar isn't going to give you your first child, hold your hand while you are dying of cancer or make your favorite dinner on your birthday. I like cigars but I love my wife.

Crazytown prolly trolled his pc and found the cookies and has got the ballgag on his little mouth.

RELEASE THE GIMP!

Dstieger said it perfectly, and did almost make me snort some juice.
That dude was either
-naive
-really dumb
-or a total *****

..............most likely all of the above.

I'd give this some serious thought.

"I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself."-Johnny Carson

My wife tolerates my cigar smoking. I just dont go out of my way to expose her to it.........or tell her how many I have accumulated. She wouldn't understand. However I would never try to hide it totally. Nice compromise.

Mine just tells me if I'm going to collect cigars, then I have to collect wine too...

It's pretty easy to keep my wine fridge full, hers is a never ending f'in battle.

Original post is gone?!? WTF?!?
Another "Give me advice, tell me the truth but make it about fluffy bunnies, rainbows, unicorns and tummy rubs"
People say they want the truth...they never want the truth. *****.

My wife is mad about me buying a smoker...

I left it at that and finished setting it up.

When he gets to take out the ballgag lying in the fetal position and "Mommy Dearest" says he can use the internet JUST MAYBE he'll see this thread again.


What a sad sad sad example of a man.


As for the responses to him on here and his erasing his words...




Nut up or shut up...anything else is something your mommy should've done for you.

Wait until she sinks her teeth into some beer can chicken

She will change her mind

My old lady really doesn't give me much grief over guns, gars, etc

She rarely says anything, dunno why this triggered her rage.

I'll bring home a new gun, an $80 bottle of scotch, get multiple beer ingredient shipments in a week, get multiple cigar boxes in a row, buy $100 of 3floyds beer to ship out on cigar trades, buy a motorcycle to restore, and catch no flack.

Said I was stopping for wood chips on my way home today and asked if she needed anything from the store. She asked if it was for that stupid smoking thing.

Seasoning it right now. Smells nice.

"Stupid smoking thing" 🇨🇮

Now you can remind her every time that the amazing food you all are eating came off that "stupid smoking thing"

I love my COS. Can't wait 'til Spring to get some more St. Louis cut pork ribs smoking all day. The smoker does the work while I smoke cigars and drink beer. Then everyone eats some delicious pork ribs that evening!

My wife put up some resistance when I bought my smoker. The next day I smoked a butt, some St. Louis ribs and a chicken. Now she's like, "What are you gonna smoke this weekend."