zerohourhero
Monday, January 11, 2016 7:54:07 PM

I don't need to pee, but I would enjoy a giant dump someday soon. Longstanding GI issues got me damn near a week behind now. Bathroom scale says I'm at 219, I'm usually 205-210. Worst part is, when the evacuation order comes, there's not a minute to spare.

Now that you know about my temperamental colon, let's talk about China.

To simplify the story: I ordered a custom wooden box with a 12" diameter hole. Received the box, with a perfect 11" hole. I thought the Chinese were good with maths n numbers n stuff

danmdevries wrote:

Nothing a router or some sand paper cant fix.

Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, January 11, 2016 7:56:43 PM

I don't need to pee, but I would enjoy a giant dump someday soon. Longstanding GI issues got me damn near a week behind now. Bathroom scale says I'm at 219, I'm usually 205-210. Worst part is, when the evacuation order comes, there's not a minute to spare.

Now that you know about my temperamental colon, let's talk about China.

To simplify the story: I ordered a custom wooden box with a 12" diameter hole. Received the box, with a perfect 11" hole. I thought the Chinese were good with maths n numbers n stuff

danmdevries wrote:

What's wrong? An 11" hole isn't big enough for you to take a dump in?

danmdevries
Monday, January 11, 2016 8:00:27 PM

Nothing a router or some sand paper cant fix.

zerohourhero wrote:

I need an inch clearance added to the diameter.

Box walls don't have 3/16 between the hole and inner wall.

China done Fd up their numbers n stuff

I even checked em against metrics before ordering.

So now it's Frankenstein this chit or return both the speaker and the box and buy smaller. I'm leaning towards the Frankenstein route.

zerohourhero
Monday, January 11, 2016 8:01:28 PM

I need an inch clearance added to the diameter.

Box walls don't have 3/16 between the hole and inner wall.

China done Fd up their numbers n stuff

I even checked em against metrics before ordering.

So now it's Frankenstein this chit or return both the speaker and the box and buy smaller. I'm leaning towards the Frankenstein route.

danmdevries wrote:

MY CREATION.....

ITS ALIVE!!!

I always support the DIWHY method.

danmdevries
Monday, January 11, 2016 8:02:52 PM

What's wrong? An 11" hole isn't big enough for you to take a dump in?

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

Need one more inch to the diameter.

I'm sure you understand the importance of the right sized plug for the hole

danmdevries
Monday, January 11, 2016 8:06:47 PM

MY CREATION.....

ITS ALIVE!!!

I always support the DIWHY method.

zerohourhero wrote:

I almost always DIY

But China offered a sub box fit to my truck, carpeted, and claimed a 12" sub hole. I figured I could build one for a 10" sub for about 80 bucks. China's was 80 shipped to my house.

Couldn't argue with that, so I ordered a JL Audio 12TW3 and an amp to run it. Now I'm kinda back at step one.

tamapatom
Monday, January 11, 2016 8:51:21 PM

I need an inch added to the diameter.

danmdevries wrote:

So how many inches do you have to add to the length....you know, to make it totally functional.

MACS
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:15:45 PM

There are some very serious, deep rooted repression and transference issues going on there. Not sure even an army of psychiatrists could fix someone that broken.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

I think he might have got a time out...

frankj1
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:29:09 PM
I was wondering, the same fate for Banderl?
MACS
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:30:54 PM

I was wondering, the same fate for Banderl?

frankj1 wrote:

I dunno... was he arguing with him, too? Dude consistently argues with a half dozen people and says I have issues. Weird.

victor809
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:37:10 PM
To be fair... You have issues.
teedubbya
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:39:09 PM
True. True.
zerohourhero
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:39:35 PM
I concur.
danmdevries
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:51:19 PM
Everyone has issues.

Sometimes it's 1" around the hole.

Or an empty glass of beer. ETA - which would just be a glass, and i guess no longer an issue...

Sometimes it's a lifetime of being a (currently accepted/unaccepted) marginalized group of society.

zerohourhero
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:52:19 PM
and sometimes its the fact that the dog is telling me to kill in the name of satan.

I don't even own a dog.

Whos dog is this?

danmdevries
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:53:09 PM

To be fair... You have issues.

victor809 wrote:

I have back issues.

Well cataloged for future reference. 🍺

danmdevries
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:54:17 PM

and sometimes its the fact that the dog is telling me to kill in the name of satan.

I don't even own a dog.

Whos dog is this?

zerohourhero wrote:

You must have Jimmy's dog.

MACS
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:55:31 PM

To be fair... You have issues.

victor809 wrote:

Well, I... yeah, okay.

MACS
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:57:19 PM

I concur.

zerohourhero wrote:

Been here ten minutes... don't know me... never met me.

8trackdisco
Monday, January 11, 2016 9:58:35 PM
..... You guys aren't normal like me.
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