A Irish Sunday school teacher wanted to see if her class understood the concept of getting to heaven.
She asked, If I sold my house and car, had a big garage sale and gave all the money to the church,
Would that get me to heaven? No the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the grass and kept everything tidy, would that get me to heaven?
Again the answer was No!
If I gave sweets to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me to heaven?
Again they all answered, No
She was bursting with pride for them, the teacher continued, Then how can I get into heaven?
A little boy shouted out, "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN DEAD#-o
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