Yup, I'm a big shot. I can do anything.

First rule of __________ __________ is we don't talk about ___________ ___________ .
Do your time.
Say hi to the ghost of DP Newell.
If you're lucky, you might get a visit from La Princessa............she likes to torment the incarcerated.

New 500?

Montecristo Platinum; Graycliff Platinum, Zino Platinum, Sencilli Platinum and Rocky Patel Platinum. There is even a cigar club, which I can't mention because of the rules, that has a "Platinum Membership."

Dear Delta, I have been paroled with time off for good behavior. I have been assigned a counseior and a parole officer who will monitor all my words so I don't say any forbidden words or phrases. I also have to go to confession once a week to confess all of my sin's to a c-bid worker who will give me absolution if I am sufficiently contrite.

Dear Delta, I have been paroled with time off for good behavior. I have been assigned a counseior and a parole officer who will monitor all my words so I don't say any forbidden words or phrases. I also have to go to confession once a week to confess all of my sin's to a c-bid worker who will give me absolution if I am sufficiently contrite.

Cacman, I can't possibly compete with you on,abuse. You have had (apparently) a lot of experience in this area. This is typical with people who have no life of their own. I probably however, forgotten more a about cigars than you will ever know.

🤦

I don't know if its the lack of sleep, but the whole **** deal cracked me up.
The wife just asked what I was watching on YouTube.

Bravo TW!!! 7.5 points for you today.


And FYI...Damarie calls me. Texts and emails are for non-besties.

Q - I thought you got suspended- looks like you got a good lawyer. I had a great lawyer- he told me shut up while you are ahead, Welcome to the Catholic Church- don't look for me there.

I'm not sure I would notice if I were banned for only two days.

No lawyer; no church. I am scr*wed!!!

You're still here though..........
What?........some sort of delayed ban hammer?
Mine were usually "instant"......

I highly recommend being suspended. I've never had so much fun.

Finally, on Easter Sunday, I went over my e-mails. Guess what? No e-mails from Shana telling me about my suspension or my "horrible crime." I guess it is either in cyberspace or Shana forgot to press the "send" button. No matter. I know about it now. On the other hand, since I didn't know this was a felony; an initial message should have been sent, assuming someone sent it that knows how to use a PC, should have merely informed me that this was against the rules. I have seen so many posts using the forbidden PC words, I just assumed it would be all right. Of course, Cac man, who probably knows the US Code Annotated by heart, promptly put me in my place.

On the other hand, this was like trying to kill a gnat with a sledgehammer. 🐴

IBTL

No PM?

You have room in your inbox?

Q, it is all in good fun when you banter back and forth with other members here. But it is in poor taste when you call out a member of Cbid customer service. Shana said she sent you a PM, I believe her. Why not PM her or call customer service to speak with her?

I have more fun this way. Besides, I was the one called out. All they had to do was to tell me not to do it. They chose "to make an example of me." I find that unacceptable. Sorry if you disapprove.