[quote=jjanecka]Just delivered two warheads for detonation. Y'all boys better like short and fat pieces of smokey meats.[/quote]

I do, but the draw is really tough.

It's not the tough draw that bothers me but that real slick coating it's gets after a few puffs.

Bombs away !

[quote=jjanecka]It's not the tough draw that bothers me but that real slick coating it's gets after a few puffs.[/quote]

Ya gotta quit puffin' meat.

Hmmm, Mandoman is low...

[quote=delta1]Hmmm, Mandoman is low...[/quote]

Uh-oh.

SSSHHHHHHH!

[quote=Mandoman]SSSHHHHHHH![/quote]

I know where you live, but Tuck hates bus drivers and I don't want him hating me so I won't tell.

My package went out some time later last week.

[quote=Mandobro]I know where you live, but Tuck hates bus drivers and I don't want him hating me so I won't tell.[/quote]

Thanks, 'bro.

And my beep-beep thingy is broken

Lmaooo

[quote=NWStogie]My hope is that your secret Santa uses a high-falutin' modern approach to gettin' yer package to you. Otherwise, youse might be a-lookin' at a delivery sometime next Spring. [/quote]

No problem. We just tie packages to a moose heading in the right direction. That works pretty well.

And Tuck, Joan says "Hi"

[quote=Mandobro]No problem. We just tie packages to a moose heading in the right direction. That works pretty well.

And Tuck, Joan says "Hi"[/quote]

I'm glad your moose got to you in record time. Given that we refer to our cigar packages as ordinance, would an ordinance-delivering moose be considered a suicide moose?

Nice of Joan to say Hi. Who's Tuck?

[quote=NWStogie]Who's Tuck? [/quote]

It's been proven ......you'd know him anywhere.

Where's Ervsuperb when I need him?LMAO

BTW package flies tomorrow.

Santa

[quote=Mandobro]Well, I guess I was a bit late. Secret Santa hit me today.

Sam Leccia Luchador El Castigo (nh)

Asylum Insidious Maduro 764 (nh)

Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary Champagne Epicure (nh)

Man O' War Ruination #2

Drew Estate Nirvana Toro

A. Fuente Classic Hemmingway

Padron Damaso Corona (nh)

Rocky Patel Vintage 1992 Churchill

Padron 3000 (nh)

Flor de Gonzales 90 Miles Churchill

EP Carillo Selection Oscuro Pirimides Royal Torpedo (nh)

Kristoff San Andreas Churchill

Diesel Unlimited Maduro d.4

La Historia by EP Carillo El Senador (nh)

Room 101 Daruma Gold Roxxo

Perdomo Lot 23 Robusto

A. Flores AFR-75 San Andreas Maduro Sublime (nh)

Tatuaje El Triunfador No. 4 Robusto (nh)

Alec Bradley Coyol Robusto (nh)

Padilla San Andreas Robusto (nh)

Quesado Tributo Robusto (nh)

And a 2-pack of White Owl Strawberry Cigarillos

Along with a Tactical Pen (only thing missing on this sucker is somebody to stab, but I'll probably find that on my own)

Credit Card Sized 11 Function Multi-Tool

Antique Calipers, yes they are cool

Telescoping SpiderMonkey Tattoo cigar tube

Yucatan Sunshine Habanero Pepper Sauce

Maker's Mark Bourbon (yum)

Genuine Lake Chelan Shot Glass (This and Maker's Mark for Christmas)

Seattle Chocolates Toffesalt Dark Chocolate Truffle Bar (already caused 2 broken fingers)

Olympia Coffee Roasting Company Holiday Blend (smoothing over the hurt feelings from the broken fingers)

Decals from Cigar Daddies, Motorsports Of Olympia, Spidermonkey Tattoo

Sticker from Brown & Sons Cigar Shop

And 500 Nisqually Havana Tobacco Seeds and Growing Instructions.

Santa, you are insane and incredibly generous. Thank you very much![/quote]

I can't believe you never had a Padron 3000!!!

[quote=Whistlebritches]It's been proven ......you'd know him anywhere.

Where's Ervsuperb when I need him?LMAO[/quote]

Duh. Figured it out. I forget how helpful the forum search function can be.

If not a suicide moose, then a tactical moose. Because tactical stuff is cool. As long as it's not tacticool.

This Santa pack has gone / is going out some time between the 8th and the 18th.

To be exact.