Brewha
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 1:36:34 PM
😱

Drafter, I think jj wants to hurf with you.....

bgz
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016 1:43:50 PM
[quote=msjjan]JUST YOU WAIT!!! I'M GONNA GET MY EX-BOYFRIEND JACKED UP ON GAS STATION CHILI DOGS AND GOLDSCHLAGER AND HE'S GONNA PUMMEL YOU!!![/quote]

Sounds like JJ's alter ego is available JJ!!!

Which one are you going to allocate her to, righty or lefty?

Brewha
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 1:52:42 PM
Is it wrong for a man to love himself?

Prayers sent, Drafter....

Gene363
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 1:53:27 PM
[quote=Brewha]Thanks Bro.

I was just practicing my wise azz skills for the new year.......[/quote]

Nailed it! 🍺

victor809
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 2:02:52 PM
Hang on... is msjjan jjaneka's 13yo girl alter ego or is she jjaneka's unrequited love he talks to on the phone late at night and tells all his feelings to?

I'm confused.

Either way... how YOU doin'? ...wink...

opelmanta1900
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 2:11:00 PM
Um... did you just wink at and hit on what's possibly a 13 year old girl?

I was under the impression though, that it was jjan's girlfriend... in which case, cuckold the sh*t out of him...

victor809
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 3:51:05 PM
I think technically I was implying it was a 13 year old girl trapped in jjaneka's body....

.... in retrospect that may not make it any better...

bgz
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016 4:05:41 PM
[quote=victor809]I think technically I was implying it was a 13 year old girl trapped in jjaneka's body....

.... in retrospect that may not make it any better...[/quote]

So you're saying jjaneka ate a 13 year old girl...

got it.

DrafterX
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 4:10:31 PM
I think that's still against the law.. might be in some states she could consent... still not right tho.. 😟
bgz
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016 4:13:10 PM
There's states that allow people to consent to being eaten?

Learn something new every day.

opelmanta1900
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 4:18:29 PM
^fqn arkansas man... you can do just about anything...
victor809
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 4:52:08 PM
Poor jjaneka...

First the drinking problem... now the cannibalism problem...

He's never gonna find a woman who'll want him at this rate.

Brewha
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 4:58:22 PM
[quote=victor809]Poor jjaneka...

First the drinking problem... now the cannibalism problem...

He's never gonna find a woman who'll want him at this rate.[/quote]

He should share more of his troubles with us. Cause we can help.....👍

opelmanta1900
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 5:30:26 PM
Wonder if he has any mysterious rashes he'd like us to help diagnose...
victor809
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 6:10:37 PM
Is he able to see the rashes without lifting any rolls?
bgz
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Wednesday, December 28, 2016 6:17:19 PM
No, that's why he needs our help.

No chick wants a drunken cannibal with hidden fungal rashes.

Gene363
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 7:04:42 PM
This thread is why I love the Cigarbid forum. It's all about helping a brother out and feeling good, well, all that and laughing your ass off at other people's' problems.
m j toal
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 7:18:56 PM
You should be jumping for joy. Remember the advice from the famous poet Mark Ratner. "Where ever you are, that's the place to be".

This may also help;

Brewha
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 7:56:21 PM
[quote=bgz]

No chick wants a drunken cannibal with hidden fungal rashes.[/quote]

So true brother. Tell it!!! Tell it.

Brewha
Wednesday, December 28, 2016 8:18:27 PM
I wonder if msjjan's real name is Dixie Normus......