Brewha
9 years ago
😱


Drafter, I think jj wants to hurf with you.....
bgz
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9 years ago

JUST YOU WAIT!!! I'M GONNA GET MY EX-BOYFRIEND JACKED UP ON GAS STATION CHILI DOGS AND GOLDSCHLAGER AND HE'S GONNA PUMMEL YOU!!!

msjjan wrote:



Sounds like JJ's alter ego is available JJ!!!

Which one are you going to allocate her to, righty or lefty?
Brewha
9 years ago
Is it wrong for a man to love himself?




Prayers sent, Drafter....
Gene363
9 years ago

Thanks Bro.

I was just practicing my wise azz skills for the new year.......

Brewha wrote:



Nailed it! 🍺
victor809
9 years ago
Hang on... is msjjan jjaneka's 13yo girl alter ego or is she jjaneka's unrequited love he talks to on the phone late at night and tells all his feelings to?

I'm confused.

Either way... how YOU doin'? ...wink...
opelmanta1900
9 years ago
Um... did you just wink at and hit on what's possibly a 13 year old girl?

I was under the impression though, that it was jjan's girlfriend... in which case, cuckold the sh*t out of him...
victor809
9 years ago
I think technically I was implying it was a 13 year old girl trapped in jjaneka's body....

.... in retrospect that may not make it any better...
bgz
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9 years ago

I think technically I was implying it was a 13 year old girl trapped in jjaneka's body....

.... in retrospect that may not make it any better...

victor809 wrote:



So you're saying jjaneka ate a 13 year old girl...

got it.
DrafterX
9 years ago
I think that's still against the law.. might be in some states she could consent... still not right tho.. 😟
bgz
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9 years ago
There's states that allow people to consent to being eaten?

Learn something new every day.
opelmanta1900
9 years ago
^fqn arkansas man... you can do just about anything...
victor809
9 years ago
Poor jjaneka...

First the drinking problem... now the cannibalism problem...

He's never gonna find a woman who'll want him at this rate.
Brewha
9 years ago

Poor jjaneka...

First the drinking problem... now the cannibalism problem...

He's never gonna find a woman who'll want him at this rate.

victor809 wrote:


He should share more of his troubles with us. Cause we can help.....👍
opelmanta1900
9 years ago
Wonder if he has any mysterious rashes he'd like us to help diagnose...
victor809
9 years ago
Is he able to see the rashes without lifting any rolls?
bgz
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9 years ago
No, that's why he needs our help.

No chick wants a drunken cannibal with hidden fungal rashes.
Gene363
9 years ago
This thread is why I love the Cigarbid forum. It's all about helping a brother out and feeling good, well, all that and laughing your ass off at other people's' problems.
m j toal
9 years ago
You should be jumping for joy. Remember the advice from the famous poet Mark Ratner. "Where ever you are, that's the place to be".

This may also help;

Brewha
9 years ago



No chick wants a drunken cannibal with hidden fungal rashes.

bgz wrote:



So true brother. Tell it!!! Tell it.
Brewha
9 years ago
I wonder if msjjan's real name is Dixie Normus......
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