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victor809
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#281

Started driving in this am and heard some rattling on the roof... Started opening the sunroof cover and found one of the panels of my sunroof is shattered.

Fun.

I'm gonna assume this wasn't a spontaneous thing. Prolly one of the f'ing homeless. Someone really needs to start turning them into a high protein food source.

DrafterX
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#282

They must really like you there... 😟

DrafterX
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#283

double cheese-burger.. fries... 😁

dstieger
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#284

Prolly one of the f'ing homeless. Someone really needs to start turning them into a high protein food source.

victor809 wrote:

I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

opelmanta1900
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#285

Ya but then you just got a bunch of lazy, self entitled pigs roaming the streets and sh*tting everywhere... then what? Unleash the pork-hungry gorillas?

delta1
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#286

Why would a homeless person smash a sunroof?

opelmanta1900
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#287

To get to the other side!

I don't get it...

KingoftheCove
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#288

Why would a homeless person smash a sunroof?

delta1 wrote:

eh.........breaking into cars is pretty much an epidemic in many bay area counties.
One of the most common crimes committed by the homeless, the drug addicted, your run of the mill petty thief, etc.

dstieger
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#289

Why would a person living in a house smash a sunroof?

Those homeless...they'll kill, rape and eat you....hopefully in that order....and when they're done, they'll sew your skin into their clothes

delta1
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#290

If auto burglary is the actual motive, smashing a window and reaching in for the door handle is easier and faster. Sunroof entry into the passenger compartment is pretty difficult, and reaching the door handle from the sunroof is impossible, unless you're seven feet tall...

Could be vandalism, which opens the number of possible suspects up beyond random homeless...could be someone victor pizzed off and this was the payback...likely, given victor's amiable personality...

Edited by user 9 years ago | Reason: Not specified

MACS
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#291

LOL!!

Shots fired! Man down!!

teedubbya
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#292

Maybe they just needed a place to take a crap but got caught.

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#293

Hehe... not a break in. Didn't try getting past the cover underneath , which was closed. Also not anyone I've charmed with my amiable personality, since it's street parking the car was about 2 blocks from home and it's a new car....

It could have been a random azzhole... but Monday night makes it a little less likely... that would have been my primary suspect on a weekend night.

Homeless seems most likely. No real reason to wonder why. Plenty of them wander aimlessly down the street screaming at no one and having conversations with the ground. I've seen much more random vandalism from them.

elRopo
Aficionado

9 years ago

#294

Homeless zombies!

MissAshlie
Enthusiast

9 years ago

#295

victor809 wrote:

This actually doesn't surprise me. I have seen on a few occasions where a homeless person will just walk by a car and break the glass for no reason then walk away. Seems to happen a lot down here, considering I have seen it twice not too far from campus.

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#296

And finally... Hank's own 500 thread...

The piece de la Resistance! Or however that goes...

RobertHively
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#297

If somebody woulda just answered his waders question...

I use Redhead waders, get em at bass pro. There.

qmech
Aficionado

9 years ago

#298

Bring back Hank .....
Q

tamapatom
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#299

He lives on in a multitude of threads. He had the strength to do what he promised and to make the ultimate sacrifice. MACS betrayed him but he is forgiven. Oh how we could learn from Hank. The power and love of Hank is there for all who seek it. I hear they are building a shrine to Hank where all can come to hang a thong on his face.

RMAN4443
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#300

tamapatom wrote:

Being dead requires no real strength, now smoking your poor dead mother's thong......that's real strength

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