[quote=elRopo]Tom has a gash?[/quote]

That's what I heard.😟

And it has barnacles and stuff.

[quote=SmokeMonkey]That's what I heard.😟

And it has barnacles and stuff.[/quote]

I think they made a movie about a girl with that condition.
Vagina dentata.....or something.
🇨🇮

After they mutilated me 3 sessions taking OUT the 13 stitches and they wanted to put more back in, I said please no. The lacerations from the barnacles down my leg have healed well with superglue. It's the forearm that is giving me the most trouble. Steristrips and bourbon from here out. And cigars.

What are you using that arm for???

[quote=SmokeMonkey]What are you using that arm for???[/quote]
It's strong enough still to hd a glass of Elijah Craig 12. Not much else for now.

It is cramping my style for now.

[quote=tamapatom]It is cramping my style for now.[/quote]
You expect sympathy from this crowd?
Man up!
Rub some dirt on it!
[whip]

[quote=elRopo]You expect sympathy from this crowd?
Man up!
Rub some dirt on it!
[whip] [/quote] I just use the other hand.....

Has anyone seen noticed Hank lurking about? I wonder if he is planning his big reveal. At the end of this 500? If he gets 30 votes in the poll? When Miss Ashlee and Mrs Hank get serious? Inquiring minds............don't really care so much.

Ha. Who's Hank?

[quote=MACS]My brother... have you been absent due to family duties, or because of work?

Because the first is acceptable, but the latter... not so much.[/quote]

A week of the flu. A week of getting caught up. I was on for a few hours while you were on the way to chase fish.

Well, in my defense... I found some.

[quote=MACS]Well, in my defense... I found some.[/quote]
them Hail Moses always work!
True story, right outta da Prequel.

If Charleton Heston could split the ocean lile that just think about how much more the real moses could do.

Edward G. Robinson was like genius casting

I could have this conversation a million times. Best Prequel movie ever. Can't wait to watch it soon.

I cannot imagine eating matzah and gefilte fish every day for 40 years. That might have been The Greatest Generation Evah

just out of respect, please capitalize the P in Prequel.
It gives the old tabloid the illusion of legitimacy.

[quote=elRopo]I think they made a movie about a girl with that condition.
Vagina dentata.....or something.
🇨🇮 [/quote]

gives a whole new meaning to the term "eating pu$$y"
[crabby]

Hop into Friday.