[quote=tamapatom]The Hank time is coming.[/quote]

Has it been 30 days already? Time flies when your having fun 🤔

Meh... I applaud the guy for being a man of his word, but I think the joke has run its course.

C'mon back, Hank. Just make sure you're wearing your coat, I don't think the hazing is over yet.

Went to the park for my daily 4 miles. Stupid 5K runners getting on my nerves with their "running" and "fitness." Don't they know the trails are for middle are for middle aged fat guys?

And the other park near me is filled with little soccer, baseball and softball kids on Saturday morning. What the hell?

Get off my lawn!

Monkey Outrage..!! 🤣

Yeah! Those bassards!

[quote=SmokeMonkey]Went to the park for my daily 4 miles. Stupid 5K runners getting on my nerves with their "running" and "fitness." Don't they know the trails are for middle are for middle aged fat guys?

And the other park near me is filled with little soccer, baseball and softball kids on Saturday morning. What the hell?

Get off my lawn![/quote]

Where are soccer, baseball, and softball kids, there are the accompanying Moms.

or Dads, I guess. We don't judge here. 🤐

Never understood the MILF concept... I'd rather play with a vag that hasnt had a cantaloupe stuffed through it....

...unless we're actually talking about a real cantaloupe... because that would be kinky and I'd be on board.

And you know the story about what the girl said to her boyfriend that asked her to run away and get married........

[quote=RMAN4443]Has it been 30 days already? Time flies when your having fun 🤔 [/quote]

I wasnt counting days....just figured the end of 500 was the beginning of Hanks second coming.

Vic I dunno, something about an entire human being pushed out of that thing is pretty kinky too.

.... no.... no it's not.

Who am I kidding. If it's not hotkinkyjo I can't get off to it anymore. I'm not sure if she's done cantalopes though... 🤔

[quote=JadeRose]Where are soccer, baseball, and softball kids, there are the accompanying Moms.

or Dads, I guess. We don't judge here. [-([/quote]

While true, the accompanying spawn are ill-mannered and annoying as hell. I'm glad my kids weren't like that....

[quote=victor809]Never understood the MILF concept..I like little girls. Real women scare me.[/quote]

Fixed

[quote=SmokeMonkey]Went to the park for my daily 4 miles. Stupid 5K runners getting on my nerves with their "running" and "fitness." Don't they know the trails are for middle are for middle aged fat guys?

And the other park near me is filled with little soccer, baseball and softball kids on Saturday morning. What the hell?

Get off my lawn![/quote]

You walk four miles a day?

Beers at da beach with puppy-dog. .. 🍺

[quote=8trackdisco]You walk four miles a day?[/quote]

I try to, weather/schedule permitting. You'll laugh at this but I refuse to get out of bed to go if it's colder than 40 degrees.

Wouldn't it be quicker to run?

Theoretically, yes. Practically, for my fat ass, no.

Hmm....