Don't tell everyone your leaving then keep crying about whatever you were leaving about.


Continue

Ram has a bat.... 😟

Don't pour gasoline on the campfire then complain about the heat.

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Don't go tee tee into da wind.
Don't eat yeller snow
Don't go to bed with an itchy booty and expect not to wake up with a funny smellin' digit.
Don't shame folk for wanting to help folk and/ or be themselves.

Mothers, Daughters, etc. are HARD off limits. Other than that...go git yer f*ckin shine box.



Yo Momma is not the same as "Your Mother". If you don't know the difference, you won't last long


Do not give USAHOG your phone number if you don't want 3 am drunk phone calls

West coast people could care less about your mom jokes. East coast guys will die for momma

Whoever smelt it dealt it

Always use the toothpaste and brush your teeth before using your hemmoroid cream!

If you -could- care less, then right now you only care less up to a point... then later, you could care less more.

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^And make sure you know the difference.
Q

^And make sure you know the difference.
Q

Double tap foul.... Go back to where you came from Q!!!!
Q

If you're unwilling to lick it, you probably shouldn't stick it.

Don't sweat the petty, and don't pet the sweaty

Don't schitt too close to the house.

You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with frankj1, 'cause he's like a genius !

unless ya want a verbal thrashing

Don't mess with Charlton Heston, he freed the isrealites and parted the sea. Trust me on this Frank was there to witness.

Frank gets around.

cross-thread outrage!