fortunately, I decided not to pass out yarmulkes for everyone to wear while I chant (in Hebrew) the blessings over wine (works for beer etc.) and bread.

but it would have covered the bald spot...OK, most of the bald spot

frankj1 wrote:

Yamahas, suzukis, kawasakis.

Whatever it takes.

tailgater wrote:

If I could make it, I would arrive on a Yamiha.

tonygraz wrote:

are you sure you can't? Gonna be fun...

frankj1 wrote:

I didn't want to have to make everyone scurry for their google machines, but you've left me no choice.

Since Saturday is Shabbat, as long as we have 10 (which is enough for a minyan) we may as well hold a Havdalah service on my patio at sundown...I live on Sunset Drive overlooking Ponkapoag Pond so we might have a beautiful sunset

first person at the herf who can tell me the definitions, without reading from cue cards, of:

Shabbat

Minyan

Havdalah

wins a yarmulke, a handful of leftover Chanukkah candles, a coupon for a discount circumcision (sorry Joan), and any other surplus Jew stuff I have cluttering up the house ...fiddler is disqualified from the competition.

frankj1 wrote:

Shabbat – A word of frustration. Example… “I can’t get this fu%$ing lug nut off… Shabbat!”

Minyan – An underling. Example… “The King and his minyans”

Havdalah – A short phrase from a street beggar. Example… “Havdalah please?”

BuckyB93 wrote:

and thanks to t-gerbs add two more daffynitions:

ashkenazi

sephardic

good luck.

frankj1 wrote:

Do we get to blow a ram's horn?

:-k

Stinkdyr wrote:

If there is still an open spot I have been excused from my future in-laws event to "work"

I will be there after work.

dgomberg wrote:

come on down...maybe hitch with RMann?

frankj1 wrote: