Ewok126
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9 years ago

I thought this thread was going to be about how to masturbate with your weak side hand. Never mind.







Carry on.

NapalmMan67 wrote:




Well what you do is.... Oh wait, Wrong forum, My bad. [gonzo]
delta1
9 years ago

Wow....been here over ten years....I am POSITIVE that I've never read that before

dstieger wrote:



Hehe...me too (6 years)!!! Something happened to the ol' Donkey King...like an invasion of the body snatchers thing...

Hey Ewok: if you bought the cigars and paid for the booze, you have the right to do whatever you want with them, short of shoving them up someone's .... but even that may result in a smokeable product...
Ewok126
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9 years ago

Hehe...me too (6 years)!!! Something happened to the ol' Donkey King...like an invasion of the body snatchers thing...

Hey Ewok: if you bought the cigars and paid for the booze, you have the right to do whatever you want with them, short of shoving them up someone's .... but even that may result in a smokeable product...

delta1 wrote:





LOL very true delta, Heck with all the reviews I have seen where folks talk about do do smelling cigars lmaooo some might like that sort of thing.

And in todays review we will be reviewing Ewoks Dookie nubs. It has some wraper that has poop all over it with a Dominican filler. I think the binder is used toilet paper and here is the catch. Each cigar has been shoved way up in to the ass of a homeless orphan to give it that great DoDo smell. So lets cut and toast it and see how it taste.

Bwahahaha Man I crack my self up.
smokestaxx
9 years ago
Try a core line padron maduro and a decent bourbon. My local did that with a bourbon barrel and they were actually pretty dam tasty. The padron without a doubt is a great smoke and it wont break the bank experimenting with.
Ewok126
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9 years ago

Try a core line padron maduro and a decent bourbon. My local did that with a bourbon barrel and they were actually pretty dam tasty. The padron without a doubt is a great smoke and it wont break the bank experimenting with.

smokestaxx wrote:




Sweet Smokestaxx, I greatly appreciate the info. The barrel I have coming is a chard oak barrel So I am hoping it works just as well. Its good to hear that you have seen it done and it turned out well. Now I am not quite as worried lol. 🍺
Stinkdyr
9 years ago

That'd make your pooter pucker like it swallowed a lemon

Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:




Lemon Party alert!!

🌫
Palama
3 years ago
Any update on Chris?
tonygraz
3 years ago
I heard Palama is Hawaiian for historian.
Palama
3 years ago

I heard Palama is Hawaiian for historian.

tonygraz wrote:



Hahahahaha!

No. 🤐

Just tryin' to MCBFA.
Huzza3045
3 years ago
Starting the think Palama is my ex girlfriend.

Absolutely exceptional at digging up the past.
Palama
3 years ago

Starting the think Palama is my ex girlfriend.

Absolutely exceptional at digging up the past.

Huzza3045 wrote:



Hahahahahahahaha! 😂

So here’s sumting I’m sure your ex said to you at least once:

“Go **** Yourself!” [ram27bat]












🤪
Jakethesnake86
3 years ago
😂 💀
I’m the snake
Sunoverbeach
3 years ago

Any update on Chris?

Palama wrote:


Traded PMs with him sometime in '19 I think? Maybe '20. As evidenced by this thread, he liked to try out new hobbies, and was happy in his role as a beekeeper.
Abrignac
3 years ago
Met Chris at one of the Mississippi herfs. Great guy. We talked sporadically from time to time after that. Then a year or two ago, maybe a wee bit longer, he stopped answering his phone and texts.

Hope he is still with us. However, IIRC he had more than anyone’s fair share of health complications.
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