There's a yoda quote as a retort there, I'm sure.

Now, you really should try a British MRE. Or at least the wax paper component from one...

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

Yoda Quote " Try you did, Fail you succeeded umm"

I will have to see if I can get my hands on one. I use to love the peanut butter out of the US MRE years ago. I have a few friends on that side of the pond. They might be able to get me one or two.

Ewok126 wrote:

I don't know why but I just found it funny picturing my wife trying to wiper her arse with wax paper. Yeah I am going to try and get my hands on some for sure now.

Ewok126 wrote:

You tear a hole in the center and slide it over your finger first you damn heathen. That way it's just a twist and pull motion.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:

is this a closed thread?

frankj1 wrote:

it's like you two were performing the mating ritual of some rare, high maintenance tropical birds.

God forbid I ruin the momentum that nature herself set in motion.

frankj1 wrote:

Well I can not deny. Sometimes I do get in the mood. Do you need more bourbon?

Ewok126 wrote:

did you look up schnorrer from the other thread?

frankj1 wrote:

Beggar?

Ewok126 wrote:

Ha or the ones that just empty out all the ketchup packets in the bin you just filled at closing time for the one small fry they just got. Worked in too many resturants in my time.

Ewok126 wrote:

Go buy some newly manufactured
Land-0- Lakes quartered pound box of
Butter...

Then ....

You will notice this NEW INVENTION...

THE WRAPPER AROUND EACH QUARTER STICK IS A NEW HYBRID "PAPER AND WAX PAPER COMBINATION"....

NOT THE OLD 100% WAX PAPER THAT STUCK LIKE GLUE AND YOU had to get your digits all full of butter to get it the whole way off..

Now...
You just pull one corner and it comes off like a friggin' dream...no more butter fingers...
The *****in' new paper is probably filled with all the leftover Bisphenol A they have left over from taking it out of plastic containers....ITS PROLLY DEADLY BPA PAPER..
BUT THE WORKS GREAT!!!

Mr. Jones wrote: