watchurai
8 years ago
First time on the forum in months.

Ron’s bung probing is the first thing I read.

Some things cannot be unread.
Whistlebritches
8 years ago
All went well,Doc said I have the colon of a 16 year old...........nice and tight.Found no polyps only a little diverticulosis,normal for a 56 year old poop chute.Told me he'd see me in 10 years.......I highly doubt it unless they change the prep.As for the sedation and mild sedative options........I passed.My nurse who was about a 45 yo dude told me he had it done without any pain assistance and it was no big deal.He was right.......at worst in the very beginning I felt bloated then it eased up and we enjoyed the show........Up Schit Creek,although it looked more like a syfi adventure.If I do ever have it done again I'll do the same........no sedation for me.
frankj1
8 years ago

All went well,Doc said I have the colon of a 16 year old...........nice and tight.Found no polyps only a little diverticulosis,normal for a 56 year old poop chute.Told me he'd see me in 10 years.......I highly doubt it unless they change the prep.As for the sedation and mild sedative options........I passed.My nurse who was about a 45 yo dude told me he had it done without any pain assistance and it was no big deal.He was right.......at worst in the very beginning I felt bloated then it eased up and we enjoyed the show........Up Schit Creek,although it looked more like a scuff adventure.If I do ever have it done again I'll do the same........no sedation for me.

Whistlebritches wrote:


pics or it didn't hap...

ah, never mind.

glad you're ok, my bruddah.
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

pics or it didn't hap...

ah, never mind.

glad you're ok, my bruddah.

frankj1 wrote:



Frank.......I should have taken my cell phone in and took a pic of the big screen.I may have missed my only opportunity to ever get a pic of my colon.DAMN!!! Missed opportunities

Thanks Frank
teedubbya
8 years ago
I’m guessing he meant the colon of a 10 year old Thai hooker
Abrignac
8 years ago

Here in 20 minutes or so I am going drink some crap that I have been fully assured taste like crap and in the end,pun intended,will make me crap.All this so some sick bastid with a camera on a string can probe my nether regions for aliens.If they find any.......I hope they're green,scary and fire breathing.Wish them luck on thier deep dark adventure into the unknown.


Danger Will Robinson......DANGER!!!

Whistlebritches wrote:



A better post title would have been that you are losing a gallon of cherry cola.
teedubbya
8 years ago
Ron looks just like Lola. L oh l a Lola
teedubbya
8 years ago
Ron looks just like Lola. L oh l a Lola
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

Ron looks just like Lola. L oh l a Lola

teedubbya wrote:



Hey don't **** up the Kink's for me.......I likes em alot
deadeyedick
8 years ago
You get the doctor that says it's okay if you get an erection during the procedure because he always does?
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

You get the doctor that says it's okay if you get an erection during the procedure because he always does?

deadeyedick wrote:



No.......thank God.I can be an azzhat but I want my anal physician to be humorless.
frankj1
8 years ago
what about tasteless?
ZRX1200
8 years ago
Pretty sure even if Ron bathed, his backdoor would still smell like my toolshed.
JadeRose
8 years ago

Pretty sure even if Ron bathed, his backdoor would still smell like my toolshed.

ZRX1200 wrote:





His backdoor IS your toolshed.
qmech
8 years ago
Well bottoms up....
Q
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

Pretty sure even if Ron bathed, his backdoor would still smell like my toolshed.

ZRX1200 wrote:



LMAO.......You Jamie are one sick fuq and that is why we're friends.
corey sellers
8 years ago
delta1
8 years ago
That's great, Ron...sure glad you don't have any junk in your trunk...
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