The 4th was just another "DAY IN DOUBLE KNEE PAIN" for me , but it was "O.K." otherwise....it was freakin sweltering HOT AS A MUDDERF****R THOUGH...
BUT
Yesterday ( at around noontime, a cool front rolled into central PA and was a god send for my arthritis pain...
Now the pain has moved to include my right shoulder and right hand especially the thumb...I can barely unlock the door bolt one handed like I used to no problem)...

Right now its 78 , light breeze about 5 -8 mph, totally blue sky and no clouds, humidity 30-45?
BIRDS CHIRPING HAPPILY..TREES SWAYING AND
RUSTLEING...SWINGING ON CABIN PORCH SWING...

BUT...

UHHHHHHH..OHHHHHHHHH!!!

THREE NEW RED LASER DOTS MOVING AROUND WILDLY ON MY
TEE SHIRT STERNUM !!!!

WTF!!! Eyyyyeeeeeeee...uuuuuugggghhhhh..
POP POP POP .....thump...

😱😱😱😇😇😇😵😵😵
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's what happens when you sit and swing on the porch maybe smoking a cigar and sipping Bailey's on the rocks without admitting it, but forgot you were playing paint ball.

Remember when your parents told you that you had to wait a half hour after eating before you could go back in the water?

Why did they say that, anyway?
How many times have you eaten a full meal and went swimming right away, no problem?
And how would only a half hour make any difference?
Your stomach takes longer than that to digest food.

Mystery solved:
They said that because THEY wanted to enjoy THEMSELVES for a half hour after eating INSTEAD of having to watch YOU.
Because if YOU went swimming right away, THEY would have to stop having THEIR fun to resume playing LIFEGUARD.

Are you saying my Sainted mother lied to me?..:-k

I think there's something to this guy... I think it's the lack of vowels. People without vowels in their name post some truly awesome insightful stuff.