I think opel just gave victor a new nickname... a super hero of legend, the champion of the speedo, the king of the fistula...

Fissure Man!!!

Duh - duh . duh . duuuuuuuhhhhhH!

Nah man... You really got the order of events wrong bgz...

If you're not going to properly use fistula and fissure maybe you should stop playing?

Seems like if you're not careful, anal fistulaing would lead to fissures

So you got your fissures before you started taking fistulas?

That sounds counter intuitive to me. You probably had a drunken night in there somewhere, pretty sure you took a fistula first.

... man bgz... You're embarrassing yourself!

Look up fistulas.

I'm at work dude, inappropriate to look up anal porn right now.

You might want to tell your buddies to quit fistulating you so hard though.

(this guy seriously thinks he's winning, rofl)

Still embarrassing yourself.

Dude... I apologize... for real... and I'm not judging...

I know you're in San Fran, and things are different there, where norms of society allow people to do certain things that normal people just don't do.

But where I'm from, guys just don't go around giving fistulas to each other, we just don't.

At this point you must know that a fistula is not fisting, based solely on context of our conversation.

Either you're dense... Or just trying to drive the same joke over and over after it really didn't get anywhere the first time.

A fisting joke is way more boring than an actual fistula.

Stop, you're just embarrassing your self.

Know your audience, last I checked this wasn't a proctology forum Captain Fistula.

So, your saying you find actually fisting more exciting than just joking about it?:-k 🤐

See bgz... Now that's how you make a somewhat amusing fisting joke.

I'm sorry your vocabulary is too limited to have included the word fistula. I'll try to use less technical terms next time I call you a name.

Not everyone has to go see a proctologist twice a year Captain Fistula.

You don't even know how bad you are at this, lol.

Or you really overestimate how good you are...

In an old fallout game there was a robot named fisto. Or something like that. I'm assuming that's what you're trying for.

Keep trying.

Nah, I think I'll just call you Captain Fistula from now on, it's an awesome name, you'll grow to love it.

I don't need to try... Like I said, if this was a proctology forum, all your fellow azz nerds would be like... This BGZ guy obviously doesn't know what a fistula is, he's clearly an idiot.

In the real world, you earn the nickname Captain Fistula.

So you can take that proctologist dictionary and shove it up your azz :D

(Try not to give yourself a fissure while you do it).

LMAO......

Huh... Really no interest in knowledge.
Sad

Fistulas aren't even relegated to anal fistulas. The first I heard of was a historical medical reference, very critical to our understanding of the stomach, when a gentleman got a gastric fistula from a gunshot.

Similarly there are aortic fistulas...

But you keep on with your low-information "haha it makes me think of fisting"....

S**t... It sounds like you're trying to get me to wear you like a hand puppet.

Thanks for the history lesson Cap.

Good Gawd almighty!

I come in to check the noob's intro and I run slap into you all talking about fistulas,fisting, and fissures and the true meaning. LMAO I will just leave with this.

Noob welcome to the club lol.

As for the other crazy chit I will leave you all with a Mark Twain quote.

"“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter – it’s the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”

Next subject, is it Lesion or Laceration or neither when referring to genital warts?

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/pmessage/?u=134385  Feel free to ask him for any advice you might need. 👍