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7 years ago

Ca better warm a bit in the next few weeks.

8trackdisco wrote:



50 degrees is a sauna compared to where you are now. You'll be ayite with a sweatshirt.
Buckwheat
7 years ago
Rookie Cop: "We found **** on the victim's face. What do you think?"
Old Veteran Cop: "Well I guess the victim saw the killer coming . . ."

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol.
"I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber!" he yelled. "I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back of the room called out, "You need more ammo!"

A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge, " I just can't take it anymore. Every night she's out until way after midnight going from bar to bar!".
"What's she doing?", asks the judge.
The guy answers, "looking for me."

A man goes to the doctor for a physical. He tells the doctor not to be alarmed, but he has 5 penises.
The doctor says, " 5 penises!? How do your pants fit?"
The man replies, " like a glove."

w:d/
Ewok126
7 years ago
Good Morning All!

Flood warning now moved from ending this Friday to this Monday.

I bet those living right on the edge of the sipp river is loving life and Mud Island is truly earning its name.
deadeyedick
7 years ago
Rain day in the desert. Love me some mana from heaven.
danmdevries
7 years ago
Drug rep brought cracker barrel.

I'm stuffed

Forgot the drug he was pushing.
Ewok126
7 years ago
^^^

Got to love Free Food.

Forgetting the drug is ok, the Rep's pharma company compensates them in some fashion or another for such. No biggie at all, it just means our life saving meds will go up in price a little more next month. Make sure to tell the Rep we appreciate them bringing the life saving drugs to the market and that next time you all expect some free pens, A hat with matching T-Shirts, a stapler, some medical models for the front desk and free stress balls for all the employees. OH, and some free samples for myself! It was an ED drug right?
danmdevries
7 years ago

G'day beatches...

Up all night. I hate night shift.

Did I mention that I hate night shift?

MACS wrote:



Me too.

But I hate day shift too, for different reasons.

tonygraz
7 years ago

Drug rep brought cracker barrel.

I'm stuffed

Forgot the drug he was pushing.

danmdevries wrote:




I don't think it was memory pills.
victor809
7 years ago
Every f-king day... Load all the crap into the hotel room at night.. 2 people should not require this much sh-t for 1 night in a hotel. 2 dog beds... Dog food... 2 suitcases... 3 laptops... Bags of snacks...

Then every morning, re-load all this crap back in the car.

I'm tired of this BS. Travel was simpler when I was single.
KingoftheCove
7 years ago
Travel was simpler when you were single??
What WASN’T simpler when you were single?
DrafterX
7 years ago
Victor, if you gots time hit Palo Duro canyon... Just south of Amarillo about 20 miles.. 👍
delta1
7 years ago

.......eyeing little girls with bad intent.........

moonman wrote:



uh oh...I'm gonna hear from #MeToo...
delta1
7 years ago
🙏 for victor, his lady and the dogs...
Ewok126
7 years ago
Well just got back from the Cardiologist. Next visit will be a chemical induced stress test. Anyone ever had one of these? If so, what can I expect feeling wise? I have never had the chemical induced stress test before. I tried to talk them into letting me try the old style first with the treadmill but the Dr refused. Said it was too risky due to my gate and balance. I do not like the idea of injection to simulate stress on my ticker damn it. The thought of this chit is kicking at my anxiety. If my mechanical heart valve blows out my ass I am going to be highly upset!
Burner02
7 years ago
I have had the thallium stress test a couple of times but guessing this is not what you are asking about.
Ewok126
7 years ago

I have had the thallium stress test a couple of times but guessing this is not what you are asking about.

Burner02 wrote:



That I do not know. All I know is they said it was time for my stress test which typically is done on a treadmill or exercise bike then they take pictures of the heart while the heart rate is elevated and such. She said since they can not put me on the treadmill because I would be a high fall risk that they are going to inject a chemical that will make my ticker do the same thing as if I had been running or riding a bike then take the pictures.

I know they said no eating or drinking after midnight the night before the testing and the testing would take long enough to where my wife would need to bring me some food to eat for lunch after the picture taking. Once I eat then it is back in for an echocardiogram and all that horse crap. Not much info at all I know, I did try to ask the Dr and all I could get is you may feel flush but that was all she told me. I would love to have known what chemical they use etc but Drs now tend to not go into great detail about things.
Burner02
7 years ago
I think we are talking about two different animals. With the thallium test one actually takes the test.
Ewok126
7 years ago

I think we are talking about two different animals. With the thallium test one actually takes the test.

Burner02 wrote:




Yeah sounds like that is a whole other beast.
8trackdisco
7 years ago

Every f-king day... Load all the crap into the hotel room at night.. 2 people should not require this much sh-t for 1 night in a hotel. 2 dog beds... Dog food... 2 suitcases... 3 laptops... Bags of snacks...

Then every morning, re-load all this crap back in the car.

I'm tired of this BS. Travel was simpler when I was single.

victor809 wrote:



See post #156.
8trackdisco
7 years ago

Every f-king day... Load all the crap into the hotel room at night.. 2 people should not require this much sh-t for 1 night in a hotel. 2 dog beds... Dog food... 2 suitcases... 3 laptops... Bags of snacks...

Then every morning, re-load all this crap back in the car.

I'm tired of this BS. Travel was simpler when I was single.

victor809 wrote:



Remember the upside... when she divorces you, she'll take half that chit.

You're welcome.
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