Sunoverbeach
7 years ago
I thought kindergarten was ABCs. Didn't even get to long division until 3rd grade
delta1
7 years ago
#280 ^ the correct answer is "gerrymandering", I think...


all I remember of kindergarten is milk and graham crackers before nap time and Mrs. Haas...she was what I imagined a grandmother would be...liked to give hugs to kids who behaved well...this was back in the 50's when teachers could still have physical contact with their students
danmdevries
7 years ago
There's NO way any of the kids in that class are doing this on their own.

They can't even read the words in the effing question.
delta1
7 years ago
yeah....I don't remember the word "integer" until high school algebra...numbers were called "numbers" in my day...you sure that's a real kindergarten level work assignment?
Ram27
7 years ago

Kindergarten homework: "deconstruct an integer into two addends in two different ways"

WTF?!

danmdevries wrote:









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Agree....WTF?
gummy jones
7 years ago
Smoking 3 chuck roasts, 20 chicken thighs and homemade baked beans

Pretty good day
victor809
7 years ago
Joined the local gym today. After a week of sitting on my azz driving and eating shiatty food, I needed it....
So I'm getting into the pool... And I ask the guy in the lane a couple over from me if the pool has "pool buoys we can use, or if we have to bring out own"....

He looks at me like I have two heads and asks "Pool boys?"...


.....sigh.... Making friends already....
victor809
7 years ago
Dan... Isn't that just subtracting a number into two different numbers? Or am I not getting the phrasing?

Like 6 = 2 and 4
And 6= 5 and 1

?
frankj1
7 years ago

Joined the local gym today. After a week of sitting on my azz driving and eating shiatty food, I needed it....
So I'm getting into the pool... And I ask the guy in the lane a couple over from me if the pool has "pool buoys we can use, or if we have to bring out own"....

He looks at me like I have two heads and asks "Pool boys?"...


.....sigh.... Making friends already....

victor809 wrote:


may want to trade in the speedo
delta1
7 years ago
and bring your own towel...

pool boys....dude's azz was prolly puckering as he repeated that.....thinking to himself, "another f'n Califreak"...lol
delta1
7 years ago

Dan... Isn't that just subtracting a number into two different numbers? Or am I not getting the phrasing?

Like 6 = 2 and 4
And 6= 5 and 1

?

victor809 wrote:



this is not KG level ... maybe it should be?

our kids are falling behind the rest of the world in math and science knowledge...our high school grads are no longer near the top of the world's nations rankings...
rfenst
7 years ago
What's up peeps?
frankj1
7 years ago

this is not KG level ... maybe it should be?

our kids are falling behind the rest of the world in math and science knowledge...our high school grads are no longer near the top of the world's nations rankings...

delta1 wrote:


I blame flouride
delta1
7 years ago
or vaccination?
8trackdisco
7 years ago
Broke out the new snowblower. Yea?
opelmanta1900
7 years ago
Took the kids fishing at a lake/park... I knew it wouldn't be great fishing but it's easy access and theres a small playground for the wife to take the kids over to while I do some actual fishing...

Things got a little... ethnic... Which doesn't bother me... Music isn't terrible and I like the smell of carne asada... But when there's like 3 dozen 20-something year old men and like 90%of them are wearing at least 2 pieces of red clothing, I know we've stayed the length of our welcome...
SmokeMonkey
7 years ago
Good evening, y’all
tonygraz
7 years ago

Joined the local gym today. After a week of sitting on my azz driving and eating shiatty food, I needed it....
So I'm getting into the pool... And I ask the guy in the lane a couple over from me if the pool has "pool buoys we can use, or if we have to bring out own"....

He looks at me like I have two heads and asks "Pool boys?"...


.....sigh.... Making friends already....

victor809 wrote:




You should have told them you had them in San Francisco
opelmanta1900
7 years ago
Ya, but pronounce it than fran thithco...
KingoftheCove
7 years ago
Rain won’t stop,,,,,,,,,,flooding and washouts starting.
Don’t even want to look under my house.
Outside drainage systems holding up so far.
Can’t wait for Tuesday.
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