Now for a proper due of damages here we go. When I seen that the package had arrived I went to mailbox and pulled out this box that I could have sworn had a brick in it. This puppy had some major weight. My first thought was Oh CHIT, WTF and a few other choice words. I get in the house and break out the old razor knife just in case there was a bomb I had to dismantle. Yeah, I did not succeed.. Blew my damn eyebrows off and half my beard. My wife and I are still looking for the other half of my damn lip. I think the dog ate it. Oh and I was correct AKDAVE can't count to 5 for chit.

Oliva Serie O Love EM

Oliva Connecticut NH

RP Vintage 1990 Was the one that popped my cherry, love em sentimental reasons.

NUB Cameroon Love em

La Gloria Cuban Serie R NH

Onyx reserve love em

Macanudo vintage 1993 Love em

AB Connecticut NH

Romeo Y Julieta Maduro Reserve NH

LP Nicaraguan Oscuro Love em

OMB3 Love em

Punch Signature NH

Cromagnon Love em

Montecristo White Series NH

Hoyo De Monterrey Love em

Montecristo afrique select NH

Gispert Intenso Nicaraguan NH

My Father Sun Grown with the burgundy foot NH (Had MF the judge and love em)

El Rey Del Mundo nh

To boot, there is an awesome ashtray that also has a place for my rocks glass. It is made of beautiful solid wood. It has a nice shiny copper bowl to catch the ash and the bottom of the place to sit the glass is cork lined. I have never seen such an ashtray but I do love it as wood is my thing. I will be putting this to use tomorrow night for sure. Especially since I just found out it is to be 71 degrees outside.

Dave, you sir have went way above and beyond here brother. I am humbled to say the least as I am not deserving of such by no means. I know I will enjoy each and every one of these. I can not say thank you enough for your kindness and generosity.

Side note: Say it with me Dave 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. This translates to 5

Not 1, 2, 6, 3, 12, 10, 4, 18 plus an ashtray. This translates to "I am going to phug him up"

PS folks, if yall should find the other half of my lips please mail em back. My wife keeps telling me to shut my mouth but I can't!

This is what Ewok looks like now

Or is it this

La Aurora Maduro nh

Four Kicks Maduro nh

Camacho Corojo good smoke nh this size

My Father Le Bijou 1922 good smoke

CAO Flathead good smoke

Padilla Habano nh crazy looking wrapper

Cohiba Macassar nh

Blind Mans Bluff good smoke

Tat Tattoo been a long time since I had one of these

Aging Room Quattro

Don Pepin Garcia Cuban Classic nh

Diesel smoked a bunch of these and have several boxes of them

Thank you sir for all the great looking smokes cant wait to try the never hads.

La Aurora Maduro nh

Four Kicks Maduro nh

Camacho Corojo good smoke nh this size

My Father Le Bijou 1922 good smoke

CAO Flathead good smoke

Padilla Habano nh crazy looking wrapper

Cohiba Macassar nh

Blind Mans Bluff good smoke

Tat Tattoo been a long time since I had one of these

Aging Room Quattro

Don Pepin Garcia Cuban Classic nh

Diesel smoked a bunch of these and have several boxes of them

Thank you sir for all the great looking smokes cant wait to try the never hads.

Also, an excellent smack down by AKDAVE.

9505 5111 4440 9070 2820 69

Should be there in a couple days

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/resource.ashx?i=110322 

try the whiskey thread

If Scotch or Bourbon doesn’t tickle your fancy, there are also Wine, Rum, and Gin / Vodka threads.

The board has tried to be kinder, more gentle in recent months (...we’re trying to get nicer things around here...) so you won’t see too many recommendations about crappy cigars. However, assuming you want to stay away from them, check the “What’cha Smoking” thread to see what people are ashing up...might give you some insight on what’s good (...or what to avoid...). Of course, ymmv.

No. Do you mind if we call you Disaster.

Frank you missed the lecture.

To be fair, we're not trying very hard.

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Trying is overrated, and I am to lazy at the moment to try.

I like Diseaser. Nothing like a roll in some poison ivy with your pants off OH wait that's herpes