Friday was my lucky day.
First . . . I'm standing in line at the WAWA, and the millennial in front of me is on her cellphone chatting with her millennial girlfriend. Loud and annoying.
The cashier says, "That'll be $9.11".
She never looks at the cashier . . . she just hands him a $20 bill, her eyes never leaving the screen on her phone.
He hands her her bag and she starts to walk away. He says. "Don't you want your change ?" She tears her eyes away from the phone JUST long enough to see his outstretched hand holding a $10 bill. She snags it and is on her way, never taking the time to grab the $0.89 out of the change dispenser. I looked at it as an 89 cent discount on the two packs of cigarettes I was buying.
Second . . . I walk across the parking lot to the Taco Bell for a quick lunch. When I get home, I find an extra burrito supreme in my bag.
Third . . . After enjoying a scrumptious Taco Bell lunch, I check my FB page and find out that my wife has won the monthly prize from Roy Tweedy's Butcher Shop . . . 5 lbs of their gourmet meatballs.
If only Publishers Clearing House coulda jumped on my lucky streak. I sure could use $5000 a week for the rest of my life !
Oh well, maybe NEXT prize drawing.
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