DrafterX
7 years ago
I suggest you start man-caving up da garage before she starts painting flowers on the walls or storing extra kitchen stuff out there... 😟
victor809
7 years ago
So I should paint my own flowers on there before she can?
victor809
7 years ago
Or are you saying I should go with unicorns?
DrafterX
7 years ago
Just paint it all black and get some neon lights and velvet paintings.. 👍
victor809
7 years ago
I'm not sure I follow... Are you saying we should save the unicorn and flower stencils for the basement?
DrafterX
7 years ago
If you gotta do it I suggest the attic... 😟
JadeRose
7 years ago

Woman has not been killed yet....


Yet....


Got home from the gym Sunday... About 230.
She states she'll make us breakfast. Great.

But first she wants to find the plates....


.....ok....

She starts unpacking boxes... Fully unpacking boxes.... Not just looking in and moving on.

At about 3pm I say screw it... I need to eat and I have other unpacking tasks to do. So I grab a bar and head upstairs. She then decides to start cooking, because I'm no longer helping her fully unpack any number of random boxes... And starts in on we have to find the plates *right now*because the food is ready.

Sigh....

When the snow thaws I'm going to have to find some appropriate dig sites.

victor809 wrote:




Are you LIVING in Missouri now?
Ram27
7 years ago
Evening folks......

Hang in vic, things will improve. 🙄
victor809
7 years ago
Thanks ram. .

Jade... If this frigid suburban hellscape is what people here call "living"
Sunoverbeach
7 years ago
3 out of 4 seasons is living. Frigid suburban hellscape season is just surviving
danmdevries
7 years ago
Started taking apart the wife's new car to do the brakes. Stupid electronic parking brake/brake hold BS is in the way. Had to look around online for the service manual.

Had to order a tool for it too. Autozone has the caliper tool on their loan a tool list but figured I'd just get my own.

Guess that's not getting done for a while since I go back to work for a week starting tomorrow.
delta1
7 years ago
victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...

she was telling you that she would cook something for both of you, if you would do your part to find some plates to serve the meal on...she didn't really want to cook AND look for dishes...she was hoping you would find the dishes while she was cooking...always find a way to pitch in when she is doing something for both of you...this is crucial in building a mutually beneficial domestic relationship....


be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...

rfenst
7 years ago

victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...
be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...

delta1 wrote:


LOL
victor809
7 years ago
.... Oh her resentment about the move isn't a secret....


...or she's really bad at keeping secrets....
RMAN4443
7 years ago

victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...

she was telling you that she would cook something for both of you, if you would do your part to find some plates to serve the meal on...she didn't really want to cook AND look for dishes...she was hoping you would find the dishes while she was cooking...always find a way to pitch in when she is doing something for both of you...this is crucial in building a mutually beneficial domestic relationship....


be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...

delta1 wrote:


Or get some paper plates...8-[ 😣
victor809
7 years ago
We used paper plates. I believe we were down to the last one... I was fine eating out of a Pyrex bowl....
8trackdisco
7 years ago

victor...you did not grasp what the woman was saying...

she was telling you that she would cook something for both of you, if you would do your part to find some plates to serve the meal on...she didn't really want to cook AND look for dishes...she was hoping you would find the dishes while she was cooking...always find a way to pitch in when she is doing something for both of you...this is crucial in building a mutually beneficial domestic relationship....


be aware that she secretly resents that you didn't have the foresight to label all the boxes because you had to move in a hurry and she didn't really want to move...

delta1 wrote:



Or, she's unorganized, easily distracted, and is on the spectrum.

But she loves our little Libtard, so allowances are made.
Sunoverbeach
7 years ago
Very little has ever brought us closer to the brink of divorce and/or someone having an "accident" than the household move.. And that was only across town. Good luck

BTW - just to clarify, accident was not veiled reference to spousal abuse. I do not support no matter how much she begs for it. That was a veiled reference to murder. Quick and painless. Very humane

:-"
danmdevries
7 years ago
HHD Ram n dudes
JadeRose
7 years ago

Thanks ram. .

Jade... If this frigid suburban hellscape is what people here call "living"

victor809 wrote:






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