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Maybe both?

I've had two patients die within a few hours of digging out their fecal impactions.

In my defense, they were on the way out and it was a comfort measure but I'm still the butt of that joke at work.

DrafterX
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7 years ago

#26

that was very nice of you... 😟

Ewok126
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7 years ago

#27

Maybe both?

I've had two patients die within a few hours of digging out their fecal impactions.

danmdevries wrote:

I didn't think you were supposed to dig that deep. What did you use their IV pole? 😕 😕 😕

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DrafterX
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7 years ago

#28

Kitty-cat got bored with da mole so now it's my problem I guess... Could let him live but I'd have to smash his paws with a hammer so he can't dig up my yard anymore... Wife wants to stab him... 🤔

Ewok126
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7 years ago

#29

Kitty-cat got bored with da mole so now it's my problem I guess... Could let him live but I'd have to smash his paws with a hammer so he can't dig up my yard anymore... Wife wants to stab him... :-k

DrafterX wrote:

The mole or your Kitty-cat? I hope she is not displacing her anger. You might want to sleep with one eye open for the next few nights.

DrafterX
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7 years ago

#30

She did scare me a little bit.... We're taking it for a joy ride on da golfcar soon... He'll never know the alternative outcomes... 😟

danmdevries
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7 years ago

#31

Back to work

Hopefully no butt stuff. Though, I'll take dealing with poo and buttholes over tracheostomies any day.

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RMAN4443
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7 years ago

#32

danmdevries wrote:

That job sounds like it Stinks....#-o 🤦

SmokeMonkey
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7 years ago

#33

Back to work

Hopefully no butt stuff. Though, I'll take dealing with poo and buttholes over tracheostomies any day.

danmdevries wrote:

So many fancy words. You know I live in Alabama, right?

Ewok126
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7 years ago

#34

She did scare me a little bit.... We're taking it for a joy ride on da golfcar soon... He'll never know the alternative outcomes... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Just keep the knives out of the wife's reach! She might end up taking you for a joy ride on da golf cart and you may never come back. 🌫

Besides, I want my chance to shoot at you wearing the vest at the fishin herf! I wont get my shot if you all full of stab wounds! Then it would just be boring like putting down a lame mule. 🍺

Ewok126
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7 years ago

#35

Back to work

Hopefully no butt stuff. Though, I'll take dealing with poo and buttholes over tracheostomies any day.

danmdevries wrote:

So many fancy words. You know I live in Alabama, right?

SmokeMonkey wrote:

Hey brother I will help you out!

poo - The DoDo

buttholes- The place on the body where the Doo Doo comes out.

butt stuff - Having sex where the Doo Doo comes out

If you need anymore help let me know brother. I is edumacated! 🇨🇮

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tonygraz
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7 years ago

#36

Maybe we can talk CI into one of those dunk things at cigarfest and to put Drafter in the dunk chair. (If he should survive the bulllet proof jacket thingy).

MACS
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7 years ago

#37

Evening gang... last OT day this pay period. Then I got 4 days of my own shift.

Speyside
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7 years ago

#38

Man, you are always working or so it seems. How many hours do you work in a typical week?

DrafterX
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7 years ago

#39

I work 4 10s... But I put in a lot of time from home damnit.. but it has to be done... 😟

MACS
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7 years ago

#40

Man, you are always working or so it seems. How many hours do you work in a typical week?

Speyside wrote:

This is atypical for me, Spey. Wife is visiting family in the Philippines, so I signed up to work just about every day she's gone except Wednesdays. We are not allowed to work more than 6 days in a row.

I work 12 hour shifts, nights right now, from 4:30 pm to 4:30 am. Usually Sunday through Tuesday and every other Saturday. That gives me an 84 hour pay period. This pay period I am working 12 out of 14 days... so it's 84 hours of straight time and 60 hours of overtime. OT days are from 6pm to 6am.

I'm choosing to 'bank' my hours instead of getting paid. So when my wife comes back I will have earned 120 hours (10 days) off and 4 hours of OT pay. 7 days of OT x 18 hours = 126. Our comp banks can't exceed 120, so the last 4 hours will be paid as OT (4 x 1.5 = 6).

I'd rather have the paid time off than the money.

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