My bad TW! I apologize for misunderstanding your post!

fishinguitarman wrote:

Yes. My remarks are of a situation where a homeless person is physically assaulting your wife and dog. The appropriate action is to "beat them off" or "fight them off" or "beat them up" or whatever term you want to use.

You then suggest I "beat you off" and then you state you want my wife to "beat you off". Neither of these comments included any scenario in which the term "beat off" could involve physical violence.

Perhaps you just neglected to include "I'm going to go and physically assault your wife" to precede your request she "beat you off"?

That means your limp d$ck, candy @ss is going to physically assault my wife?
Or are you going to go with the sexual route again?

Please choose. Your flopping back and forth like your tiny limp d%ck when you waddle to the country kitchen buffet is getting boring.

furthermore, your weak little candy ass "oh noes maybe it was a homeless vet!" bs you keep pulling up. Who cares? You gonna let a homeless dude assault your wife just because he's a vet? Are you that much of a p#ssy that you'd bend over and take it like a cuck, just because he was a vet?

victor809 wrote:

I never stated I wanted your wife to "beat me off"....actually, that sounds like the last thing on this earth I WOULD want....I was replying to your comment about my wife...you big brave man

I also never stated I was going to "physically assault" your wife.....I actually asked if you would hold her purse and have her "beat me off"(that's her assaulting me, because I know you don't do well with word context)....in response to your comments about my wife "beating off" a homeless person....

On what planet does any off that translate into..."my limpd$ck candy@ss is going to physically assault your wife"?

Reading comprehension Vickie....you can look the words up in a dictionary if you need help with the meaning of words...Maybe your not as smart as you like to tell us you are....your starting to sound like a MORON!!!

Or.....your fantasies are running away from you....half the quoted post above sounds like your taking pointers from Trump....your just making it up to suit you......Next time you settle in for a "self love" session, maybe you want to try a bit looser grip....all that "angry self love" is starting to affect your brain cells.....[-(

RMAN4443 wrote:

why don't you beat me off???

limpd!ck coward wrote:

Maybe you could hold your wife's purse and have her beat me off...

limpd!ck coward wrote:

this tickle fight is growing more pathetic by the moment.

you both are idiots. now beat each other off and call it a draw

teedubbya wrote:

Yeah... you're an idiot, and a coward. You really should at least own up to your attempt at an insult. It isn't like it isn't written there in black and white...

you said:

this is... a request?
followed immediately by:


Choose. Are you trying to create a scenario where me and my wife need to physically beat you because you're assaulting her? Or are you trying to create a scenario where you are requesting a handjob from myself, and then suggesting she give you a handjob.

Choose you cowardly f$ck. Or, even better, provide your own miraculous scenario where neither is what you suggested.

Until then you can f$ck off with your weak little b#tch cuck bs.

victor809 wrote:

It'd be a quick draw. I hear he hasn't been touched there by a man in years.

victor809 wrote:

your doctor knows victor?

teedubbya wrote:

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Your getting boring....you sound like an imbecile sitting in the corner drooling all over himself, and mumbling about his weird sexual fantasies......so again, I'll try to explain so your little pea brain can grasp the concept...
You brought my wife into it in post#85, and I responded with the same words in post #90....nothing was said about me touching your wife or physically assaulting her....you seem to be autistic and stuck on your fantasy version, but show me where I said anything about assaulting(physically or verbally) your wife....maybe you can get one of your friends(another fantasy) to explain it to you](*,)

RMAN4443 wrote:

never been touched by a man there....only by my Dr. but I've heard stories about you.....isn't that why that homeless vet wanted to kick your ass in the first place?

RMAN4443 wrote:

Yeah. Except you replaced a homeless person who was in the process of assaulting my/your wife with yourself.

So... you're going with "I'm going to assault your wife"....sounds like a fantasy you've had brewing for a long time

Good look on you. Fits you to a tee. No one really believed either me or my wife would touch your limp d$ck.

victor809 wrote:

Mhmm...
That's why you say men have homoerotic fantasies of your wife.

victor809 wrote:

You seem to have a thing for my limp d$ick......do the stiffies scare you? When you play doctor is that how you take your playmates temperature?

RMAN4443 wrote:

When Vickie leaves my wife out of his homoerotic fantasies, we'll be fine....well not fine, but as good as we'll ever be...Wombat hates noops, and I've got no use for know it all douche bags

RMAN4443 wrote: