Thunder
6 years ago
you guys are harsh on the noobs...Ya
izonfire
6 years ago

you guys are harsh on the noobs...Ya

Thunder wrote:



I only called him a Beekeeper, which isn’t harsh at all.
And he’s had almost 500 posts, so he’s been around for a while.
He seems to be keeping notes, hopefully only about me.
That would be extremely exciting...
pacman357
6 years ago
The process involves (1) humans, (2) computers, and (3) a product grown in the ground, and are shaped by humans. Anything can go wrong there. A train, truck or plane crashed and they already put them up for sale, expecting their imminent arrival (not the way I would run it, but face it, few businesses get rich by stockpiling merch...time really IS money). Someone dropped an entire pallet on a Smurf, and the cigars broke apart and are all covered in blue goo. Burglars broke in and stole cigars. Hurricane interrupted transport. They turn out to be riddled with bugs and have to be torched. The were frozen to treat for bugs and cracked when thawing. Marty McFly took them back to 1985, because they are better than anything (legal) being smoked back then. Computer software got incorrect input, malfunctioned and overstated inventory, and/or has a virus. Jeff Bezos tried one, then called and offered to by the entire stock at $1000 a smoke. Someone handled them with bare hands and later tested positive for Hep C. Izonfire hacked the inventory as a prank. Staff really liked them, and the cigars burned in a mysterious fire, one at a time. UPS went on sudden strike. UPS and FedEx were temporarily stalled when they made a blockbuster merger and rebranded as FedUp. Lack of synergy, whatever the hell that is. Someone took Milton's stapler and now he is out for revenge, one weird thing at a time (that'd be SO Milton). You have the same name as I do. They were shipped to Bethlehem in the West Bank instead of Pennsylvania. They were hijacked by Somali warlords and/or pirates. Deliveries keep getting sabotaged by that really Famous place about 10 miles away. CI's neighborhood flooded, and the highest place they could get inventory to was the Pocono Mountains (really, mountains? C'mon, Seattle has higher hills downtown). They were annexed by Russia. The fog of war. Ennui. Obstinance. Happenstance. Ignorance. Arrogance. Hindrance. Dalliance. Petulance. Flatulence. Ambulance. Jim Nance. Fartypants. Ants in the pants. Aliens beamed down, use them to probe HELLO!

Contact customer service with a polite WTH? They tend to be fairly open and polite back.
KingoftheCove
6 years ago
Gaddamitt PacMan!

Put some fuggin BREAKS in yer prose!

I like reading yer chit...........but just can’t when you do ZERO formatting you lazy azzhat!
opelmanta1900
6 years ago

One of the many reasons to not shop here. Take it as a lesson and find a vendor with better cigars, prices and shipping options.

RobertHively wrote:


this is smart... listen to this...
opelmanta1900
6 years ago

you guys are harsh on the noobs...Ya

Thunder wrote:


Get back in your cage!
dstieger
6 years ago

this is smart... listen to this...

opelmanta1900 wrote:


Agreed.



Or....just listen to Pudding....who I think of as sort of the 'Victor' of the Cigar Discussions. Despite appearing to think that he knows nearly everything -- I somehow manage to disagree with nearly everything he says.

But, as he does sometimes qualify...stuff here is subjective. Tastes (and opinions) rightly vary


pacman357
6 years ago

Gaddamitt PacMan!

Put some fuggin BREAKS in yer prose!

I like reading yer chit...........but just can’t when you do ZERO formatting you lazy azzhat!

KingoftheCove wrote:


Sorry. Wasn't being lazy, just apparently not funny. It was meant to be more of a stream of consciousness thing, like try to do this in one (hundred, apparently) breath. I went back over it and I don't think it would be any better broken up.

Hey, they can't all be winners, folks. Please be sure to tip your waitstaff.
USNGunner
6 years ago

Sorry. Wasn't being lazy, just apparently not funny. It was meant to be more of a stream of consciousness thing, like try to do this in one (hundred, apparently) breath. I went back over it and I don't think it would be any better broken up.

Hey, they can't all be winners, folks. Please be sure to tip your waitstaff.

pacman357 wrote:




Nope, it was pretty good, just hard to read. 🤦
izonfire
6 years ago

Or....just listen to Pudding....who I think of as sort of the 'Victor' of the Cigar Discussions. Despite appearing to think that he knows nearly everything -- I somehow manage to disagree with nearly everything he says.

dstieger wrote:



If you don’t want yours, I’ll take an extra helping.
I like Puddin...
pacman357
6 years ago
#29 Sorry. After losing sight in one eye, I reset the resolution on my computer and run my browser windows in at least 125% mode so that I don't have to hold a magnifying glass up to the screen (and some times, I have to do so anyway at 150%). I tend to forget this might look different to a standard setup.
KingoftheCove
6 years ago

#29 Sorry. After losing sight in one eye, I reset the resolution on my computer and run my browser windows in at least 125% mode so that I don't have to hold a magnifying glass up to the screen (and some times, I have to do so anyway at 150%). I tend to forget this might look different to a standard setup.

pacman357 wrote:


Ha!.........no chit.
I’m on an iPad Mini.
Btw.........I too only have one eye that works well enough to read anything.........with readers.
Happened 28 years ago (stick). Didn’t lose the eyeball thankfully, but can’t see worth a chit out of it, which isn’t the end of the world, and I’ve adjusted...........except when working on cars.........then it’s a REAL pain in da azz........yer on yer back, under da car, trying to look at something in a tight spot, and only your chitty eye has the good angle...
[whip]
ShanaC@CigarBid
6 years ago

I am fairly new to Cigarbid. I have won and received several auctions now. My recent purchase stated they had 3 units available, i won the auction and only wanted one unit. Instead of shipping the cigars i won they are on back order. My question is how can they be on back order if the auction had 3 units and i had the winning bid. Shouldn't i have received one of the three units that was up for auction?

lhuninghake wrote:




Our apologies for any inconvenience. Periodically, we encounter inventory discrepancies. Definitely, not intentional; quite frankly, I don't like backorders either.

Your item came in and should be shipping out today. Of course, no additional shipping.

Anytime you have an issue or a question, shoot me a message. I am always glad to help!


ZRX1200
6 years ago
^ she’s the best ❤️
Thunder
6 years ago
I love good customer service 👍
pacman357
6 years ago
#32 Wow, ain't that the truth. Plus, under the hood of modern cars, it's like electronic pasta. I recall working for Sears when we'd get something like a mid 70's Dodge in, and I could install a new set of shocks in 15 minutes. I don't even attempt my own LOFs now (back issues, too), and an oil change runs over $50 around here. Highway robbery. Plus, our cars take like 5-6 quarts, 5W20 (remember when nearly all cars took 40 weight?), etc. I still recall seeing my older brother drop a new engine in his 74 F-150, bolting it together by standing in the engine bay. My 2008 F-150 has some daylight between the compartment and the engine, but the 2007 Mustang is so tight that I can't figure out how the hell the mice get into it once in a while. Thankfully, we have owls, eagles, etc., in the area, so not a lot of mice.

I always figured sight would be the worst sense to lose. Losing half of it has confirmed that for me, and nearly 2 years after losing all but about 5% in the corner and I'm still trying to get used to it, but I am very grateful I still have the one. If I'd had a better doctor three years ago, I might still have sight in both eyes. You think of all patients, they'd be most careful with a lawyer just to avoid problems. Case on that is pending. Health care in a rural area...I'd probably be better off going to the local vets.
KingoftheCove
6 years ago

#32 Wow, ain't that the truth. Plus, under the hood of modern cars, it's like electronic pasta. I recall working for Sears when we'd get something like a mid 70's Dodge in, and I could install a new set of shocks in 15 minutes. I don't even attempt my own LOFs now (back issues, too), and an oil change runs over $50 around here. Highway robbery. Plus, our cars take like 5-6 quarts, 5W20 (remember when nearly all cars took 40 weight?), etc. I still recall seeing my older brother drop a new engine in his 74 F-150, bolting it together by standing in the engine bay. My 2008 F-150 has some daylight between the compartment and the engine, but the 2007 Mustang is so tight that I can't figure out how the hell the mice get into it once in a while. Thankfully, we have owls, eagles, etc., in the area, so not a lot of mice.

I always figured sight would be the worst sense to lose. Losing half of it has confirmed that for me, and nearly 2 years after losing all but about 5% in the corner and I'm still trying to get used to it, but I am very grateful I still have the one. If I'd had a better doctor three years ago, I might still have sight in both eyes. You think of all patients, they'd be most careful with a lawyer just to avoid problems. Case on that is pending. Health care in a rural area...I'd probably be better off going to the local vets.

pacman357 wrote:


I was just damn lucky that the best eye surgeon in Santa Cruz county was “on call” the day I had my accident.
He saved my eyeball, stitched up what was left of my cornea, and did an awesome cosmetic job on my eye lid.
My only option is a cornea transplant, and I’m not going that route, cause if it fails, I’m screwed. I can “see” good enough out of it..........in fact........pretty good in the dark.........it’s bright light and daylight when all the corneal scars bounce light all over inside my eyeball that causes my vision issue.
Getting those 22 stitches, taken out of my eyeball, 2 at a time, once a week for 11 weeks was no fun.
My luck? The LAST one, he couldn’t get.........said not to worry.......it would dissolve in 5 years or so.....heh heh.
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