victor809
Friday, September 20, 2019 11:25:07 AM
Tail's a republican senator from utah?

.... well....

that makes everything else he's ever typed make a lot more sense.

frankj1
Friday, September 20, 2019 11:40:44 AM
I guess.

when I see him, I'll hafta ask why he was peeing in the stall instead of the urinal.

I never have done it, but I think you could sit in a urinal, especially the lower one for kids so your feet could still toe tap...if that was your thang.

victor809
Friday, September 20, 2019 12:11:05 PM
I'm assuming his toe tapping is musical accompaniment to pee to.
tailgater
Friday, September 20, 2019 12:25:31 PM

Only because I thought it was odd you were sitting down to pee.

victor809 wrote:

I prefer the term "squat".

tailgater
Friday, September 20, 2019 12:27:01 PM

I'm assuming his toe tapping is musical accompaniment to pee to.

victor809 wrote:

It helps prevent stage fright.

dstieger
Friday, September 20, 2019 12:50:31 PM
If only......

Jimmy Kimmel would invite Megyn Kelly, Justin Trudeau, Ralph Northam, and Ted Danson - and then Jimmy and the other four could get all blackfaced up and do like a Jackson 5 lip synch or something.

Or have Steve Harvey or Whats her O Name Williams host it. ....And maybe...just maybe put a crack in the stupid icy tension on this chit and put it past us

delta1
Friday, September 20, 2019 1:05:58 PM
Harvey and Williams will havta wear whiteface and dress as poor farmers to complete the satire....
dstieger
Friday, September 20, 2019 1:25:23 PM

Harvey and Williams will havta wear whiteface and dress as poor farmers to complete the satire....

delta1 wrote:

Good....better yet, how about whitefaced white-priveledged post-OD fentanyl corpses?

delta1
Friday, September 20, 2019 1:33:54 PM
nah...I don't think mocking dead people is in good taste...that would be like wearing blackface with a noose around your neck and "genitals" stuffed in your mouth...bridge too far...

but maybe post-OD fentanyl ER patients could work...

dstieger
Friday, September 20, 2019 1:38:32 PM
You're probably right....but it's kinda crazy when you think about it. How many dead people are really going to be offended?

Now....maybe if it were dead liberals....I can see them rising to the occasion - who would want to miss an opportunity to be offended?

--------------------

back to the OP -- I listened to a little bit of Trudeau's stammering the past two days. I'd be money he's been watching tape of Beto and Buttigieg....he's got them down pretty well

tailgater
Friday, September 20, 2019 4:03:28 PM

nah...I don't think mocking dead people is in good taste...that would be like wearing blackface with a noose around your neck and "genitals" stuffed in your mouth...bridge too far...

but maybe post-OD fentanyl ER patients could work...

delta1 wrote:

You'd be a hoot at a party.

DrafterX
Friday, September 20, 2019 4:05:56 PM
What's funnier than a post-OD fentanyl ER patient..?? 😕
opelmanta1900
Friday, September 20, 2019 4:12:09 PM
a post-OD fentanyl ER patient dressed as a clown?
DrafterX
Friday, September 20, 2019 4:20:31 PM
🤣
izonfire
Friday, September 20, 2019 5:02:08 PM

I listened to a little bit of Trudeau's stammering the past two days. I'd be money he's been watching tape of Beto and Buttigieg....he's got them down pretty well

dstieger wrote:

Buttigieg would be down with one look from Trudeau. Beto would just take a little convincing...

victor809
Friday, September 20, 2019 5:05:32 PM
.... Well.... Now we know what izons personal political fanfic page reads like
victor809
Friday, September 20, 2019 5:08:25 PM
.... Well.... Now we know what izons personal political fanfic page reads like
izonfire
Friday, September 20, 2019 6:13:34 PM
You can say that again, nQQp!!!!!!!
Mr. Jones
Friday, September 20, 2019 7:49:34 PM
I heard fankj1

Dressesd up like Yasser Arrafat to a BAR MITZVAH

In 1976...

and he was "stoned" ....

On

Thai stick...

izonfire
Friday, September 20, 2019 7:55:56 PM

I heard fankj1

Dressesd up like Yasser Arrafat to a BAR MITZVAH

In 1976...

and he was "stoned" ....

On

Thai stick...

Mr. Jones wrote:

I heard he bombed...