TW..!! 🤣

Oxygen is good for a hangover, but Midol is too.

Cigar, pot, red bull, dark garage...

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Heard that wrong, back in the day. Thought Tylenol was the right thing to match with the drinks. Ten years of the absolute bad decision making on top of bad decisions three days a week back then.

Must have recovered...... permanent damage? Wonder what's in worse condition? My liver or my brain? 😰

I know...but somehow I've gotten programmed to wake up/get up at 0815., which is now 0715. It wouldn't be a problem but I had also dialed in 0100 as time to go to sleep. For some reason, I still can't sleep until 0100, so I'm getting an hour less sleep...need at least 7 hours of sleep to fully charge...

Went to in laws for dinner. Father in law's birthday. Brought pizza n beer.

Forgot my inhaler, and they've got cats. On top of my cold, it got pretty bad. By the time I got home felt like I could not get any air in or out of my lungs. Couple puffs on the inhaler and I'm good.

Time for more beer n videogames. Work called for help tonight. I said hell no.

Did you tell them to call their momma..?? 😕

409?

409?

409?

you special, boy?

No, "she's so fine".

Special? I I I guess so???

I got notorious big’s hypnotize stuck in my head. Please help.

I got notorious big’s hypnotize stuck in my head. Please help.

Biggie biggie biggie can’t you see....

You got a big WHAT stuck in your mouth??????

Says the guy licking his own arse

Biggie biggie biggie can’t you see
Sometimes your words hypnotize me