teedubbya
6 years ago
I actually had an icu nurse named Dan on Sunday. Big offensive lineman looking dude with a huge red beard. Pure souled dude. Great nurse.

That’s the same day my cousin flew in just to say hi then flew back home.

Hey dan is there a good way to get a list of nurses that treated me? There have been some great ones. And only one dud.
JadeRose
6 years ago
The worst part of my hospital stay when I had my back surgery (other than the blinding pain) was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol
teedubbya
DrafterX
6 years ago
I've had three back surgeries and a knee replacement and never needed anyone to wipe my ass... 😟
8trackdisco
6 years ago

was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol

JadeRose wrote:



Similar to what she posted on a discount hospital equipment website.
frankj1
6 years ago

I've had three back surgeries and a knee replacement and never needed anyone to wipe my ass... 😟

DrafterX wrote:


praying me and you don't get the call
corey sellers
6 years ago
Tee if you need someone to wipe your ass I will take one for team had to deal with that with my pops. Where the hell is fuzzy so I don't have to do this but once.
tonygraz
6 years ago

I've had three back surgeries and a knee replacement and never needed anyone to wipe my ass... 😟

DrafterX wrote:



As if you could find a volunteer.
USNGunner
6 years ago

The worst part of my hospital stay when I had my back surgery (other than the blinding pain) was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol

JadeRose wrote:



Best hope you never have to have your prostate out. They have to verify your working the correct muscles "digitally". Which meant this hot little 20 something therapist had to stick her finger up my arse while I did the ole male kegel. Had no idea that was a thing. 🤦

Afterwards I told her, "Typically Folks buy me a drink first". She thought that was funny. 😰
Mattie B
6 years ago
Checking in on ya TW

Still amazed that you are up to visiting with us. I appreciate the updates.
Continued prayers bud.



If my name was Dan, I’d swear you described me to a T.
Krazeehorse
6 years ago

The worst part of my hospital stay when I had my back surgery (other than the blinding pain) was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol

JadeRose wrote:


Amen
teedubbya
6 years ago
Lol. I’m ok Mattie. Good to hear from ya brother. Watching peaky blinders and just asked a respiratory therapist to leave the room. He threw a fit about where the chair I use is Where the bed is etc.

He started rearranging everything with the chair with its back to the tv and out of reach of the call button. I told him he could return when he calms down.

Weird.
Krazeehorse
6 years ago

Best hope you never have to have your prostate out. They have to verify your working the correct muscles "digitally". Which meant this hot little 20 something therapist had to stick her finger up my arse while I did the ole male kegel. Had no idea that was a thing. 🤦

Afterwards I told her, "Typically Folks buy me a drink first". She thought that was funny. 😰

USNGunner wrote:


When I was in ICU the last day two nurses had to give me a suppository. I made a big moan and asked her if she was taking me out to dinner. She said sure, where to you want to go? The other nurse said she's not taking you anywhere. She already got what she wanted. I needed my pillow for that laugh.

Get well T.
teedubbya
6 years ago
xibbumbero
6 years ago
Good 2 C U R doing better. Keep it up....that too. X 👅
teedubbya
6 years ago
Hey ohhhhh


Hurting tonight. But hurting is healing.
Abrignac
6 years ago

Hey ohhhhh


Hurting tonight. But hurting is healing.

teedubbya wrote:



Jackpot!!! Check the text I sent you.

[-o< answered x2.
Abrignac
6 years ago
I’m laid up in a hospital bed myself. For entertainment Tim and I are texting. Here’s his last two texts:

“I think I just started. Damn.”

“Yup. Shart.”

Sorry bro. Couldn’t help myself. Had to give everyone an update on your current health.
teedubbya
6 years ago
It was just a spot of yellow bile like stuff. It’s hard enough to fart but deciding to go all is n is near impossible.
teedubbya
6 years ago
Nurse just rolled her eyes
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