To the windows to the walls to the sweat that’s on my ballz

teedubbya wrote:

Have to fly first class due to late seats.

teedubbya wrote:

that is clearly a euphemism for "I just whacked off"

delta1 wrote:

So about a month ago, had a demented 80 something year old guy post open heart and for the most part things were fine. Except for the whole dementia part. Dude didn't even know who he was.

He was quiet for a few hours and then suddenly the monitor alarms that his heartrate is 150 and he's breathing 50x/min. Go running into his room, he's whacking it watching an infomercial at 3am.

danmdevries wrote:

To the windows to the walls to the sweat that’s on my ballz

teedubbya wrote:

Life goals right there. Thanks for sharing. 😢

USNGunner wrote:

If you can pull that schit off at 80 who **** ing cares if you can remember it...….You're a **** ing legend

Whistlebritches wrote:

If you can pull that schit off at 80 who **** ing cares if you can remember it...….You're a **** ing legend

Whistlebritches wrote:

So about a month ago, had a demented 80 something year old guy post open heart and for the most part things were fine. Except for the whole dementia part. Dude didn't even know who he was.

He was quiet for a few hours and then suddenly the monitor alarms that his heartrate is 150 and he's breathing 50x/min. Go running into his room, he's whacking it watching an infomercial at 3am.

danmdevries wrote:

Gots me flights scheduled for Tuesday. Dreading that.

teedubbya wrote: