CelticBomber
6 years ago

child of the 70's.

frankj1 wrote:




Ahem..... 80's too......:-"
izonfire
6 years ago

I do not joke about kosher coke.

Tittums wrote:


Well, at least you have your standards and established your boundaries.
Morally commendable
USNGunner
6 years ago

A Jewish father was very troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it.

“Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he’s decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?”

The rabbi strokes his beard and says, “Funny you should come to me. I too, brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to university and it cost me a fortune and then one day he comes to me and tells me he wants to be a Christian.”

“What did you do?” asked the man of the rabbi.

“I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi.

“What did he say?” asked the man.

He said, “Funny you should come to me..."


Always loved this one.....

CelticBomber wrote:




That's good.
frankj1
6 years ago
izonfire
6 years ago

A Jewish father was very troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it.

“Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he’s decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?”

The rabbi strokes his beard and says, “Funny you should come to me. I too, brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to university and it cost me a fortune and then one day he comes to me and tells me he wants to be a Christian.”

“What did you do?” asked the man of the rabbi.

“I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi.

“What did he say?” asked the man.

He said, “Funny you should come to me..."


Always loved this one.....

CelticBomber wrote:


Fucquin love that joke.

But you would think the son of God could land himself a better career spot, like being on the executive board of a Ukrainian oil company or sumthin...
frankj1
6 years ago

Fucquin love that joke.

But you would think the son of God could land himself a better career spot, like being on the executive board of a Ukrainian oil company or sumthin...

izonfire wrote:


What? and risk getting his Father investigated?
izonfire
6 years ago

What? and risk getting his Father investigated?

frankj1 wrote:


Seems worth it
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