Lets test this.

I heard someone left a butterfinger unclaimed in the vending machine

...and he's disappeared again....
Man, he's gonna be gone a while now. Lot's of vending machines for him to check.

Work called. Double time for tonight.

I said no.... 😣

Not to late, call them back.............[sarcasm]

Hows it going today fella's

500?

man danm.... you're so lazy... as your punishment you have to dig 2 ditches today.

Agreed!
Geez...........what a softie.....

I did.... 🤦

Going in tonight and tomorrow night both on double time. 😣

I'll work instead.

I told them I have no start time. I gotta finish the chuck in the smoker before I can nap, and I'll be drinking beers while the chuck cooks. Once that's done I'll take a nap and head in. I figure 9p is a good start time. 20 hours of pay for 10 hours of work. Tomorrow another 24 hours of pay. Plus management pay, plus night differential, oh and plus overtime for all of it.

There's almost enough nurses to do it safely without me by the numbers. But there's nobody that can be in charge, and a very junior crew with highly acute patients. So somebody has to come in to run the place. For double time on overtime, I'm that somebody.

Apparently they did need me last night on double time as well. When I got the call today they asked why I didn't respond to the text yesterday. Well, I didn't respond cause I didn't get one.

Dang, you sound like me....... Until this last year. I discovered Oregon White truffles on my property this last year. Now I am quite happy to take a day off here and there.

....ummmm let's have a discussion about these oregon white truffles....

Sure thing mate! If y’all like truffles, I can get them for you.

Are Oregon white truffles the same things that we used to call magic mushrooms?

How do you find them? Dog sniff them out? I'm very curious...
I'd be interested in buying a couple off ya, but I gotta check with the woman to see if she has a use for them.

No, they’re related to the Italian white truffles. They’re worth their weight in gold, literally.

heathens.... this place is full of heathens.

At the beginning of season this last year, I sold 100 pounds of truffles at the price of 300 dollars per pound.

Very literally. The Italian ones may even be above the spot gold price.

hardly...not nearly enough, imo