Morning gents

Two more dad jokes.

1. I refused to believe my son was fired from his job as a road worker for theft. But when I got home, all the signs were there...

2. Guy learns he has less than one day to live. Goes home and makes love to the wife. Again and again. Finally the wife says., "enough already, I have to get some sleep". Husband says, "but, but...". She replies "you don't have to get up in the morning".

Second one is better IMO. Have a good one.

Julian 🍺

Looks like the weather in the south is not looking good for today.Stay safe out there fella's.

Brekkie at maccas...

I want some maccas fries... mmmmm... food.

I've had that procedure once before... You're gonna be craving popsicles pretty soon...

photo chute! did you make that up or was it already a thing?

good luck Shawn.

Enjoying my sausage biscuit, hashbrowns, and large coke on the back patio in the rocking chair...

Puppies are being wild... Once they've run themselves out I'm thinking about doing some trout fishing... There's a stocked river not 30 minutes from me and I need to start taking advantage of that more...

Ate a banana about 2 hours ago sure could go for some trout right about now.

I finished all the pistachios I had at the office yesterday.
Sigh.

I could use something to snack on.

Later will be lasagna, Texas toast, salad and a happy tummy

^ #370 and #371^

see...you guys DO have something in common...you both like pistachios and are willing to blatantly mooch them...














PM your addy, victor...

Huh?

in response to your mooch thread for pistachios, I will send some to you...PM your address...

Yeah... I don't fall for that so quickly.
Ya think I just joined this place?

Yeah, he's probably gonna send you a fishinguitarman selfie.

Quarter pounder w/cheese.. fries... 😞

Apple with cinnamon and peanut butter still hungry

Pork chop, chicken thigh, and a slice of pizza. Work bought food for us.

hehe