It didn't say living so I went with my best options.

the kids used to say I looked like vincent d'onofrio

#36 ^

just can't stop seeing John Goodman without Roseanne Barr.....

Al, I was thinking either Warner Oland or Sidney Toler would be perfect to play you. 🇨🇮

No doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger would play me. 🤣

I was refilling my drink!

Dirk Diggler would be Frankie Tripod.

A blank screen queues ACDC "Whiskey on the Rocks." And pans into a bird's eye view of a lonesome highway following a jet black '67 GTO. A few cut scenes are made displaying the awesome and unique body style before the car pulls next to a blue 90's Silverado parked on the side of an old style country bar with an Alamo style fascia completely decked out in cedar.

Cut to a man decked out in country clothes wearing a cowboy hat. "Well my name's Buckshot! I'm from East Texas and haven't been around these parts. Figured I'd introducing myself by buying everyone a round!"

The screen clips to Chris Farley who is in the middle of shotgunning a beer "Hell yeah brother! I completely understand THAT one! EH HEH HAHAHA! Thanks for the beer!"

Chris turns then gives an icy look on his face and takes a few steps to Arnold Schwarzenegger who says "Who in the Hell was that and why did he buy us beer?"

A young Axl Rose pops up on the screen "Who **** cares, he gave us free drinks! HAHA!"

The scene cuts to a female bartender saying "OMG" and is running out the front door. The scene pans to Buckshot geting jumped by four other dudes.

Chris, Arnold and Axl are all laughing.

The scene then pans into the sky and the name of the movie pops up "PRAYERS SENT: OR ANOTHER EQUALLY FUNNY TITLE"

Farley: Me
Arnold: Cy
Axl: Ken

Basically, the whole movie would be about us getting shïtfaced at random places and being complete bystanders to random funny stuff. At some point Patrick Renna joins the entourage and a bunch of random stuff happens to him like being **** on by birds or getting kicked by a horse, or getting comically kicked out of church.

Short, hairy and well hung?

thinking that too...Warner looked more Chinese, tho, and he was able to pull off the 'stache, so he'd be perfect

Me: Clint Eastwood, earlier years, more like Dirty Harry version, Oregon Style. I got older too, just a little faster than he did. 🤣😂🤣

Was thinking maybe John Banner for drafter but I guess he is dead. So is Werner Klemperer who I had set for a couple folks.

I’ve been compared with just a slightly fatter Gerard Butler…

I get compared to Mr. Ed quite a bit. Well just part of him, and not the part frankie tripod gets compared to

Teeth..?? 😕

yes.

drafter you remind me of Lamar from revenge of the nerds.

You're still Fez from da 70's Show... 😟

you are like White Goodman at the end of the credits when he is singing about his milk

Drafter's like Cameron Britton in Mindhunter

Actually Drafter will be played by Juan Pedro Franco