I have a beautiful lady on my arm
sparkanddeb wrote:
My god Sparky - why didn't you say that in the first place?
I thought you were conjoined at the torso, like most circus freaks, but the arm???
SO much more painful. Now I'm beginning to understand...
Anyway, you were an idiot to think that the H-bomb you ordered was gonna get there overnight.
Hazmat packaging, background checks, security clearances, smuggling and bribes all were required.
It's amazing that CBid***, in fact, acts as quickly as they do given the enormous challenges.
Then, to have a freakshow like you question their integrity???
To be Frank, I wouldn't be surprised if that bomb doesn't detonate as soon as you bring it into the house.
OK. Done being Frank. (He does allow his imagination to run away with him, does he not?)
Anyway, glad it all worked out. Gonna get back to my show.
Spring training is cancelled right now, so catching an old game from last year.
Turns out, it's a double-header...
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