USNGunner
6 years ago
If a poison is past it's expiration/best if used by date, is it more poisonous or not poisonous at all anymore?
izonfire
6 years ago

Why does Gunner's moustache always look like it's been dipped in soul glow?

Whistlebritches wrote:


Easy. That’s his zamboni for his cu.nteater...
izonfire
6 years ago

was it like a gut Punch?

frankj1 wrote:


A complete sucker punch...
RMAN4443
6 years ago

well, it's got an obvious hole...

wild turkeys do fly, so that pre-supposes they know...

delta1 wrote:



that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....🌫





frankj1
6 years ago

that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....🌫





RMAN4443 wrote:


one of the greatest segments in TV history.
izonfire
6 years ago
I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.
Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.
They're like a buffet with wings.

And they're stupid as schitt too.
Diving towards a pack of 'em,
they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.

Amazing that they even survive.
Kinda like stupid people...
delta1
6 years ago
wonder how/why a flock of wild turkeys ended up living on and around the golf course at Waikoloa on da Big Island
RMAN4443
6 years ago
because they're BIRDIES....:-k
frankj1
6 years ago

I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.
Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.
They're like a buffet with wings.

And they're stupid as schitt too.
Diving towards a pack of 'em,
they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.

Amazing that they even survive.
Kinda like stupid people...

izonfire wrote:


seen them fly onto roofs and trees around here. Not sure if they can figure out how to get back down though. They stay for days up there.
delta1
6 years ago

because they're BIRDIES....:-k

RMAN4443 wrote:



=d> =d>
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?
izonfire
6 years ago

Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?

Sunoverbeach wrote:


Guess you're gonna hafta start hittin' the gym...
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
Well barring x-ray vision, I'd assumed my lack of muscular definition was cleverly disguised by Detroit rolling iron
delta1
6 years ago
huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?

aflac
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him
delta1
6 years ago
they can be aggressive...had a few pecks and bites from various ones over the years just walking around some local park lakes
delta1
6 years ago
why do we call it sun rise...
tonygraz
6 years ago

huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?

aflac

delta1 wrote:



When Drafter started chasing them.
izonfire
6 years ago

Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him

Sunoverbeach wrote:


Geese are anything but endangered.
Just shoot 'em. I'll vouch for ya...
RMAN4443
6 years ago

why do we call it sun rise...

delta1 wrote:


Yeah,everyone knows it's really Earth Drop...8-[
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