Why does Gunner's moustache always look like it's been dipped in soul glow?

Whistlebritches wrote:

was it like a gut Punch?

frankj1 wrote:

well, it's got an obvious hole...

wild turkeys do fly, so that pre-supposes they know...

delta1 wrote:

that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....🌫

RMAN4443 wrote:

I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.
Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.
They're like a buffet with wings.

And they're stupid as schitt too.
Diving towards a pack of 'em,
they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.

Amazing that they even survive.
Kinda like stupid people...

izonfire wrote:

because they're BIRDIES....:-k

RMAN4443 wrote:

Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?

Sunoverbeach wrote:

huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?

aflac

delta1 wrote:

Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him

Sunoverbeach wrote:

why do we call it sun rise...

delta1 wrote: