Tits on a Ritz, bet you can’t eat just one.

George Carlin

Heard on the police scanner today....

81 year old woman who forfeited her drivers license a few rears ago due to Alzheimer’s left the house in a vehicle. The police are looking for her.

If they find her, will they write her a ticket or not?

If they do write the ticket, how is she to remember to pay it?

If history repeats itself then when are the good old days coming back?

Dieing of heart disease is not necessary

Gbombs= micronutrients
Greens
Beans
Onions
Mushrooms
Berries
Seeds.
Cures everything and delicious
Was it Socrates that said let food be thy medicine?
Baby bokchoy & ****akee stir fry in mAgic sauce. It's what's for dinner. Oh and chorizo on the grill just cuz.

I on the other hand recommend the Jewish Deli that I patronized today. Corned Beef, Sliced Brisket, Pastrami, Roast Beef, Chopped Liver and the Coup De Grasse, Cherry Hamantaschen.

Enjoy your.... seeds.

When you get a bottle of Meds from a pharmacy, why do they put those 30 pills into a bottle which could hold 500?

Lots of unnecessary plastic waste.

Why is it that when I touch my left nut, I think of Schmeltic.
And when I touch my right nut, I think of Bobby the Beekeeper.
Perplexing... 🤔

Didn't know you and Hively were that friendly.

Trompe-l'œil

There’s a skeeter on my peter.....

If Safer At Home, where are the Homeless people safest?

Heavens to Murgatroyd

In jail. Bastards eat well and get to shower daily, too... and the taxpayers foot the bill.

Is someone into the three stooges a stoogaholic or an idiot?

Wrong forum noob! These animals would eat paint or paint their guns before they'd get that reference. I'd bet their eyes glazed over to protect their peanut brains as they passed right over that post!

If the Universe is only about 13.8 billion years old how come it's about 98 billion light years across?


Pro Challenge: No Google and no YouTube!

Cause quantum stuff

What is...Quantum acceleration, Alex?

Hey, it was a random thought!