I rarely use the emojis but....🐴

I blame TW

I think 2% is high too. I think it’s likely around 1% except at the employer I was referencing. It’s obviously higher than 2% there but we won’t know unless we have more testing.

Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?

My neighbor just gave me a bunch of oranges from a tree in his yard. Now I’m suspicious.

I just got prescribed for the antibody test.

We just need to get to 70% quickly and bury the dead. What is 1% of 70% of 300 or 400 million.

too many?

We’ve been preaching overpopulation of the planet since the mid 80s and now we get a perfect chance to thin the herd and everybody pusses out.

I guess the problem is we don’t get to pick who gets thinned unlike vaccine and abortion outreach programs in Africa.

I need to sell!!!

All my backed up merch and metal...

I need dollas...

If I test positive?

I would gladly donate plasma or whatever...

Just ...

Don't even think your gonna put something that I donated into a machine...back into my sorry frame...

You just keep it ...

I don't want HEP C ...in return...

OR anything else ...

back into my system...

They’ll prolly put a micro RFID chip n Mr Jones

odd how Americans start mimicking (mocking) how the POTUS talks...


TW caught it...

We all know oranges are ineffective against the virus.

Could we hybridize a navel orange and get a novel orange?

waste of time eating oranges when you have a cold

I ain’t got no body

Louie-dog ran away..?? 😕

We are out of peanut butter

Got plenty here - is there a run on that now too. Looks like they are emptying the shelves of flour now.

Mr Jones I can't tell you price, or availability to the general public. We were asked to participate. Until a lateral test is available won't see large enough scale production for there to be enough tests available.