So I just had an interesting experience....

I open my front door to see if the mail has arrived yet and BAM! A giant fuzzy pair of squirrel nuts right at eye level.
This brazen furry deviant was hanging onto my screen door facing the ground! He didn't even have the decency to run away. The fat pr1ck just hung there, turned his head and stared directly into my soul. I started laughing and he still didn't move. So, I went into the kitchen came back with a handful of some cereal with nuts in it and opened the door (he moved to the railing by this time) and left a giant pile for him on a table outside my door. Enjoy the diabetes I plan on giving you, you overgrown fluffy tailed rat!

If I were going to college I think I could prosecute under title 9. I could just claim I was drunk and therefore not responsible for my actions and that dirty privileged male would be behind bars.....

I'm still trying to work out the math to figure out how he was defying gravity with those HUGE balls.

CelticBomber wrote:

So I just had an interesting experience....

I open my front door to see if the mail has arrived yet and BAM! A giant fuzzy pair of squirrel nuts right at eye level.
This brazen furry deviant was hanging onto my screen door facing the ground! He didn't even have the decency to run away. The fat pr1ck just hung there, turned his head and stared directly into my soul. I started laughing and he still didn't move. So, I went into the kitchen came back with a handful of some cereal with nuts in it and opened the door (he moved to the railing by this time) and left a giant pile for him on a table outside my door. Enjoy the diabetes I plan on giving you, you overgrown fluffy tailed rat!

If I were going to college I think I could prosecute under title 9. I could just claim I was drunk and therefore not responsible for my actions and that dirty privileged male would be behind bars.....

I'm still trying to work out the math to figure out how he was defying gravity with those HUGE balls.

CelticBomber wrote:

three words for you

blow dart gun

teedubbya wrote:

squirrels gettin a little uppity nowadays

delta1 wrote:

So I just had an interesting experience....

I open my front door to see if the mail has arrived yet and BAM! A giant fuzzy pair of squirrel nuts right at eye level.
This brazen furry deviant was hanging onto my screen door facing the ground! He didn't even have the decency to run away. The fat pr1ck just hung there, turned his head and stared directly into my soul. I started laughing and he still didn't move. So, I went into the kitchen came back with a handful of some cereal with nuts in it and opened the door (he moved to the railing by this time) and left a giant pile for him on a table outside my door. Enjoy the diabetes I plan on giving you, you overgrown fluffy tailed rat!

If I were going to college I think I could prosecute under title 9. I could just claim I was drunk and therefore not responsible for my actions and that dirty privileged male would be behind bars.....

I'm still trying to work out the math to figure out how he was defying gravity with those HUGE balls.

CelticBomber wrote:

So I just had an interesting experience....

I open my front door to see if the mail has arrived yet and BAM! A giant fuzzy pair of squirrel nuts right at eye level.
This brazen furry deviant was hanging onto my screen door facing the ground! He didn't even have the decency to run away. The fat pr1ck just hung there, turned his head and stared directly into my soul. I started laughing and he still didn't move. So, I went into the kitchen came back with a handful of some cereal with nuts in it and opened the door (he moved to the railing by this time) and left a giant pile for him on a table outside my door. Enjoy the diabetes I plan on giving you, you overgrown fluffy tailed rat!

If I were going to college I think I could prosecute under title 9. I could just claim I was drunk and therefore not responsible for my actions and that dirty privileged male would be behind bars.....

I'm still trying to work out the math to figure out how he was defying gravity with those HUGE balls.

CelticBomber wrote:

You rewarded him for nearly tea bagging you? C'mon tell the truth, deep down you want him to come back and do it again tomorrow.

BuckyB93 wrote: