You gotta get on next time Drafter...

A huge apology to TW tonight.

For all the things I said.
For all the things I didn’t say.
For all the things I was thinking of saying, but didn’t.
For all the things I should have said.
And for all the things I shouldn’t have.

I’m sorry.
It was all my fault.
None of yours.
Even though it probably felt like it should have been.
And for good reason.

I’m sorry.
So so sorry...

You were well behaved, Rich. I was acting like CB and monopolizing the conversation... but in my defense (sorta) I was drunker'n him this time. hahahaha

I don't have a headache, but it's prolly cuz I'm still a little buzzed. Need to go walk it off but I should prolly bring a really big bottle of water with me.

I left too early it sounds like but I had to fry some fish and shrimp up.

Damn drafter wish I’d seen ya ask. I was in until 4 or 5 my time. Can’t remember. Lol.

And izon

No I’m sorry. Words can’t say it but if you were here Id sing a willie Nelson tune to you or something.

I might still be buzzin.

Macs what happened? You left pretty quickly.

****. I missed it. Drunken MACS is usually pretty entertaining.

👎🏽

Unless you were getting laid, there’s no other acceptable excuse...

He was, he laughed for about 5 minutes at some math. Had us all rolling too

Oh, he was in fine form alright.
Then came the gun-show...

Thunder AND Lightning both!

I’m singing this Willie Nelson tune to you right now -

To all the girls I've loved before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song

To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls I once caressed
And may I say, I've held the best
For helping me to grow, I owe a lot, I know
To all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I tried to stay
The winds of change continued blowing
And they just carried me a way
To all the girls who shared my life
Who now are someone else's wife
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the girls I've loved before
To all the girls who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the girls I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I tried to stay
The winds of change continued blowing
And they just carried me way
To all the girls we've loved before
Who traveled in and out our door
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved before
To all the girls we've loved before
Who traveled in and out our doors
We're glad they came along
We dedicate this song
To all the girls we've loved, before

You took willie but I know you like Rod

Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do
For the morning sun in all it's glory
Meets the day with hope and comfort too
You fill my life with laughter, somehow you make it better
Ease my troubles, that's what you do
There's a love less defined
And its yours and its mine
Like the sun
And at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray
To the one, to the one
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Have I told you there's no one else above you?
Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do
There's a love less defined
And its yours and its mine
Like the sun
And at the end of…

I didn’t realize how you fed up I was last night. I still am I think.

Effed not fed up. Well I was fed up with izon but he tries his hardest and I have to realize his limitations.

I’m trying to decipher what you just said. 🤔
A little help for those that speak English please...

I’m very trying. Always.
I’m sorry...

Your apology is accepted. I know you do your best, but I guess that isn’t good enough....

I did my best
But I guess, my best wasn't good enough
'Cause, here we are back where we were before
Seems nothin' ever changes
We're back to bein' strangers
Wonderin' if, we ought to stay
Or head on, out the door
Just Once...
Can we figure out, what we keep, doin' wrong
Why, we never last for very long
What are we doin' wrong?
Just once...
Can we find a way, to finally make it right
To make the magic last, for more than just one night
If we, could just get to it
I know we could, break through it
Hmm-hmm...
(...)
I gave my all
But I think my all, may have been too much
'Cause, Lord knows we're not getting anywhere
Seems, we're always blowin'
Whatever, we've got goin'
And it seems at times, with all we've got
We haven't, got a prayer
Just once...
Can we figure out, what we keep doin' wrong
Why the good times, never last for long
Where are we goin' wrong
Just once...
Can't we find a way, to finally make it right
To make the magic last, for more than just one night
I know, we could break through it
If we could just, get to it
Just once...
I want to understand
Why, it always comes back ...to goodbye
Why... can't we get ourselves in hand
And admit to one another
We're no good, without each other
Take the best, to make it better
Find a way, to stay together
Just once...
Can we find a way, to finally make it right
(Whoa!)
Make the magic last, for more than just one night
I know we could, break through it
If we could just, get to it
Just Once...
...Whoa-ohh
We can get through it...
Just ...Once

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you.
The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests.
About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,
Maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area.
Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an **** (He's an ****, what an ****)
I'm an **** (He's an ****, such an ****)
I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an **** (He's an ****, what an ****)
I'm an **** (He's the world's biggest ****)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an **** (He's an ****, what an ****)
I'm an **** (He's a real **** ****)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Naaaah!
I'm an **** (He's an ****, what an ****)
I'm an **** (He's the world's biggest ****)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible,
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown
baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from
McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the
American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it. YOu know why? Because
we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words. Nuclear **** weapons, okay?! Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk
right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as
soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well
multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes...
(Hey)
and Lee Marvin
(Hey)
and Sam Pekinpah
(Hey)
And a case of Whiskey and drive down to Texas...
(Hey, you know you really are an ****)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!
I'm an **** (He's an ****, what an ****)
I'm an **** (He's the world's biggest ****)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum
Oooh Oooh
I'm an **** and proud of it!