Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
Possibly my favorite standup special of all time
rfenst
6 years ago

👎🏽

Unless you were getting laid, there’s no other acceptable excuse...

izonfire wrote:


Thus, I am absolved of leaving early, suckers!
izonfire
6 years ago

Thus, I am absolved of leaving early, suckers!

rfenst wrote:


Good answer!
MACS
6 years ago

Macs what happened? You left pretty quickly.

teedubbya wrote:



No idea... musta been past my bedtime. That last glass of whiskey kicked my ass good.
teedubbya
6 years ago
But it is as right as you were going to say something profound and important I could tell.

Was fun last night but I’m tired as hell.
izonfire
6 years ago

But it is as right as you were going to say something profound and important I could tell.

Was fun last night but I’m tired as hell.

teedubbya wrote:


Why don’t you lay down and I’ll sing you a lullaby...

🎶🎵 I don't get many things right the first time,
In fact, I am told that a lot
Now I know all the wrong turns the stumbles,
And falls brought me here
And where was I before the day
That I first saw your lovely face,
Now I see it every day
And I know
That I am, I am, I am, the luckiest
What if I had been born fifty years before you
In a house on the street
Where you lived
Maybe I'd be outside as you passed on your bike. Would I know?
And in a wide sea of eyes
I see one pair that I recognize
And I know
That I am, I am, I am, the luckiest
I love you more then have
Ever found the way to say
To you
Next door there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day
Passed away in his sleep,
And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days, and passed away
I'm sorry I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong,
That I know
That I am, I am, I am, the luckiest🎵🎶.......
teedubbya
6 years ago
I’m getting a little misty.
dkeage
6 years ago

I’m getting a little misty.

teedubbya wrote:


Is she hot?
teedubbya
6 years ago
If you mean living yes
izonfire
6 years ago
I’m very moist...
fishinguitarman
6 years ago
What did I miss?
izonfire
6 years ago

What did I miss?

fishinguitarman wrote:


You missed some good schitt.
And we missed you.

Why couldn’t you get in?
CelticBomber
6 years ago

****. I missed it. Drunken MACS is usually pretty entertaining.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:




He was HILARIOUS! He even brought himself to tears laughing so hard twice. He was magnificent! He was glorious! Last night was a really good one.
delta1
6 years ago
dayum...third time I left before the good stuff...we were just talking about knitting loops and gardening tips when I realized I had to get dinner on for the grandkids...

then.....I....ummm...got laid....:^o


(waylaid)
cacman
6 years ago
I had to leave early. Sounds like it was a good time. After pics of the dolls started popping up I thought I was in the wrong meeting.
corey sellers
6 years ago
No that's a normal thing.
clintCigar
6 years ago
magnificent MACS! lmao
teedubbya
6 years ago
I never knew he was bi-curious... or did he settle on he’d resolved his curiosity?
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